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I have a vagina AND a thought process!

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About Me

Take what you want while we're surrounded by love but when my mind wanders with my heart I want it back plus some. Sometimes I wonder where the time runs. More often I wonder who I'll become, where I'll end up and who will be next to me. To become the one inside of me.. I'm so sorry, but technically I'm too ahead of me to ever need another next to me. If you'll just take a look at my recipe you couldn't possibly be a skeptic. See, I like to frolic with the voices swimming inside of me silently, and I'm afraid you just can't compete with that. From where I sit in the back of the class I can see everything before the present has. Come and take a walk with me, let me show you how it ought to be. The days should be enticing, slicing you open to the new and exciting. I like to spend my time like I own the clock, and whether I expect it or not I'll leave this life with the knowledge to live even after my life appears to stop. Physically disappear but fear not. It's only hidden from the thoughts who serve dark, and whether you believe it or not is what ignites the spark, so sing your song to the uni-verse with some heart in your part.P.S. I like to splash colors on a canvas and call that shit art! .. The Phone Call on FunnyOrDie.com ..IM ME XIntoXicating1X

My Interests

I love to slaughter happy people, scare children, bake poisonous foods and sell them at bake sales, run pedestrians over, accuse innocent people of outrageous crimes and make a public mockery of them, frolicking naked, pouring ice cold water over the shower curtain while someones taking a hot shower, screaming while looking over someones head, barking at old people, pointing out the serial killer among crowds, and many many more...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will take me as a gift, that is how I will take you; however you decide.

Music:

An array of sounds followed by deep mind fucking lyrics

Movies:

I dont watch movies I make them

Television:

COLBERT REPORT, Daily Show, and Family Guy. I can't really tolerate much else.

Books:

Any reading material that has to do with overthrowing the government, nutrition, sex, or psychic ability.

Heroes:

My parents for creating the most amazing creation.