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Tanya

Her Halo is Held up By Horns

About Me

I'm a 30 year old cute fat white chick. I have hair that the color is to be determined day by day. I have two green eyes (but sometimes four!). I like piercings (and have a few but not enough). I love tattoos but anxiously await more (because 3 is just not enough). I re-married the love of my life, my best friend and the most amazing guy I know last year. I am originally from Northern California but as a military family we are currently stuck in North Carolina. Before here we blessed Northern New York with our wackiness. I have to say that I have kick ass great friends in California and New York that are great missed!!!
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My Interests

My first and foremost my interests are my daughters and my husband. Our girls are 10 and 12 years old and a handful at times. My goal in life these days is to be the best influence I can possibly be on them. But then don't we all want to do better than our parents did.I am also looking to become a healthier individual and go back to college very soon. What kind of a freaky mother are you?
You're a witchy woman! Chances are that you see Morticia Addams as a role model, and your wardrobe sports a fair amount of black. The other mothers at school pick up may look askance, but your kids already know that the judgement of others isn't what counts.
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QuizillaI also enjoy movies and music. Good friends and being able to spend time with them. I love to read but probably don't do it nearly enough. I like checking out art galleries, coffee house,poetry readings and eclectic museums. When I am intoxicated I act like I can dance, karaoke and play pool but I really can't lol I am definitely a unique individual with varied tastes. I am also a dominant and enjoy many BDSM activities....their is just something about having someone suffer for me : )

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent people to chat with. Old friends. New friends. People who can make me laugh. Alternative minded parents. Non stereo-typical military wives to hang with. Pagans, Wiccans and other individuals who value spirituality over religion. People with good taste in music. People who love scary movies, zombies and vampires. People into kink and BDSM.

Music:

My musical tastes are fairly scattered. I LOVE the Cure!
Which Goth New Wave 80's Band Are You?

The Cure
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeOther favorites include; The Smiths, Linda Perry, COD, Stained, Siouxsie, Peter Murphy, Bauhaus, Morissey, NIN, New Order, Depeche Mode, System of the Down, Tool, Soundgarden, Danzig, Moonspell, James, David Bowie, Billy Idol, Johnny Cash, Janis Joplin, Joy Divison, Concrete Blonde, Leonard Cohen, The Kinks, Echo and the Bunnymen, Nico, Gitane Demone, Katatonia, Blue October and well I am sure there is a lot more. Old punk like the Germs, Black Flag and Circle Jerks. And the list goes on..... I get the occasional cravings for ICP, Eminem, and old school rap. It embarrasses me that I actually know the songs played on the radio that I am forced to listen to all day (I sing along sometimes too). And even worse; until last year I could say I liked all music except country....well I even like quite a bit of country songs these days.

Movies:

I love a good horror movie. The scarier the better. Gorey too! I love B rated T and A flicks. Yeah Troma. Super hero and comicbook character movies. Usually I am entertained with a good dark comedy. Independent flicks. Good comedies. Steer away from the feel good and chick flicks.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?Clerks, Clerks 2, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Clockwork Orange, Sid & Nancy, Blue Velvet, Natural Born Killers, True Romance, Heavenly Creatures, Heathers, Xmen (1, 2, & 3), The Hunger, Original Wickerman, Original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, May, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Anything Romero. Anything Tarantino (Grindhouse kicked ass!) I'm sure you get the point by now!Ohh and don't forget the X-rated ones. Yes I have a porn addiction. Dam I miss working at adult stores and getting those discounts!
Your Porn Star Name Is...
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Television:

So I recently canceled cable to get us motivated to be more active and to punish my kids. I feel like it maybe punishing me more Hehe Anyway, most the shows I enjoy are done and on DVD; "Angel", "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", "Firefly" "Arrested Development" and "Six Feet Under" But I will definitely miss "NCIS", "Bones", "House", "Criminal Minds" "Dexter" and "Hereos" And then of course the "Simpsons", "Family Guy", "South Park" and Adult Swim! Wow I was watching too much TV!
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Books:

"American Psycho" rocked and put the movie to shame! "The Abarat" by Clive Barker was very cool and so was the sequel (Will this movie ever come out?!?). "Venus in furs" and "Citizen Vampire" are old favorites. Stephen King and Anne Rice always peak my interest. I just recently read the whole "Cirque du Freak" series and wow I see why my daughter was fiending to get the next one (Darren Shan is a good writer even if it's teen stuff)! Basically give me a good dark premise and I am on board. Just like movies I stay away from the romantic girly crap. Some self help books if they catch my eye. Of course anything with BDSM content is always a good read.

Heroes:

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What Is Your Kink?

SadoMasochism
Pain is your thing. You probably are tattooed or pierced, or enjoy giving tattoos or piercings. You use unusual objects as sex toys. In the bedroom, you're wild and untamed! Your motto is Hurts so good!
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.. You scored as Dirty Piercings. AH!!! You dirty person you! Put that away!!! Who did that for you!? Your the kinkiest of the kinkiest and probably think you're hot stuff. Well, maybe you are but that's kinda nasty. Ew. Weirdo.

Dirty Piercings


100%

Labret Piercing


100%

Nipples


90%

Cartilage Piercing


70%

Tongue Piercing


60%

Belly Button Piercing


50%

Earlobe Piercing


50%

Nose Piercing


40%

Lip Piercing


40%
What Piercing Are You?
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You scored as Role Playing Sex. LIGHTS! CONDOMS! ACTION! you're a role player when it comes to sex. Take that whip, along with the handcuffs and take control

Dildo


100%

Role Playing Sex


100%

Whip


87%

Handcuffs


67%

No Toys Sex Is Dumb


0%
WHICH SEX TOY ARE YOU?
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My Blog

Ahhhhhhh

I took the best pictures of Valora today at camp and then I accidentally erased them trying to upload them just now  I am wicked bummed out now. She looks GREAT!! (Lost another 4lbs this week) Pl...
Posted by Tanya on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:11:00 PST

Sky Diving Day Camp!

Okay so Raven decided she really wanted to go to sky diving day camp! She has been super excited about it. I was worried from day one when we signed up that it was going to be too much for her but the...
Posted by Tanya on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:38:00 PST

Wonderful Exciting Camp Update!!!!

So as of today Valora has been at Camp for 7 days. Today at the weekly weigh-in Valora found out that she dropped 9 lbs this week!!!!!!!! Now when I saw the pictures they have been posting (see below)...
Posted by Tanya on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:04:00 PST

Camp Pictures!!!

So there is a webiste where parents can check out pictures of what is going on at camp and I swiped some pictures of Valora to post here....Water Fun! They do all there swimming in a pool in the indoo...
Posted by Tanya on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:56:00 PST

Ooooouucccch!!

Okay so today was my third day this week with a personal trainer. She a very encouraging and sweet but my muscles are seriously hating her  My lower abdomin feels as if I was cut open for a thir...
Posted by Tanya on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:32:00 PST

Culinary Camp

So monday we got the call that someone dropped out of Culinary Camp so Raven got to attend 2 out of 3 days this week for a discount since she was first on the waiting list. It was all morning and she ...
Posted by Tanya on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:34:00 PST

Update Already Hahaha

So Valora called to say goodnight and she sounds like a different person!!! She went on and on about how great the food was. She could decide on steake or lasagna so she was allowed half portions of b...
Posted by Tanya on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:43:00 PST

Such a busy couple of days....

First off to get it out in the open....work has been HELL since I gave notice but yes ladies and gentlemen my final day will be (with NO more stalling) July 11th! I will be unemployeed. I feel horribl...
Posted by Tanya on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:45:00 PST

Being unemployed

Okay so here is the deal....never in my adult life have I been more than a few weeks (if that) without a job. I had a job with-in days of moving to NNY and weeks of moving to NC (I actually worked 2 j...
Posted by Tanya on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:55:00 PST

More Misc Stuff to Fill The Void...

So Raven went to Equestrian Day Camp and realized that she had a real love of horse (and not the fear I was concerned about). Her instructor said she was a natural (even the 1st when she got a blind t...
Posted by Tanya on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:48:00 PST