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Sofa King Wee Todd Ed

Does what God say ever change his mind when the president talks to God?

About Me

um, ask me something. i love a good conversation. i cannot, wait let me emphasize, CANNOT stand people who joke around. life is serious and is not to be enjoyed or be left to people who cannot use their lives responsibly. also i love midget porn and poop. i love the word poop. Sorry I have to put something serious on here, but please do not send me a friend request if I don't know you or you don't at least send me a message first. It just seems weird. And for fuck's sake, I don't want to see any of your free fucking web cams. Go get real jobs you fucking hookers! Michael

My Interests

definitely midget porn, like i said before. other than that, monkeys, poop, the word not the real thing, magical sunsets, long walks and warm milk on Michael

I'd like to meet:

richard simmons, just once. maybe the person who made the first grilled cheese sandwich, man those things are awesome. Jesus, just a few questions for ya big guy. I guess i could settle for George Foreman, thanks for the grill. Hippies, random alcoholics who make me feel better about my drinking problem. I'm pretty much the coolest guy I know so Brian should be the answer to this on everyone else's page, that hasn't met me anyway. I dunno, I'm lost. Michael

Music:

woodwinds, unless you drool a lot. then i like emo, really sad, make you want to cry emo and music from Michael's butt

Movies:

midget porn, gettin the point yet? i really have never seen a midget porn but i'm open to suggestion. and easily swayed. I thought we were here to talk about petroleum...movies about Michael

Television:

Yeah, i have one. I usually watch fuse, cartoon network, comedy central and a few other random channels. No shows I really watch religiously. South Park maybe. Just about anything on Adult Swim. Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Family Guy. Home Movies and The Oblongs were pretty funny too. Whatever Michael wants to watch

Books:

Any book that starts with the letter "Q". Coloring books, Choose your own Adventure and Encyclopedia Brown. I just read Angels and Demons and a book by Al Franken, Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them. Good stuff. Origin of Species was pretty good too, thanks Roman. Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius was heartbreaking, and staggeringly genius. Anything from the Sweet Pickles bus, The Pokey Little Puppy and Tawny Scrawny Lion. Chuck Palahniuk. Michael doesn't let me read

Heroes:


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My Blog

Gay cats cuddling with teddy bears

Ok, so I haven't been on myspace in a while yet when I logged on a few days ago, I had like 300 unread emails. I know none of my friends were frantically trying to contactr me on myspace without tryin...
Posted by Sofa King Wee Todd Ed on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:30:00 PST

Spring Break!

How was yours? Mine was crazy, in a few ways. Started out cool, got the results for my MRI. Survived my MRI and I am still the proud owner of a Prince Albert. Have to have surgery, eventuall...
Posted by Sofa King Wee Todd Ed on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:28:00 PST

What the F*$%K?!?!?!?!?

Ok, I'm leaving on a snowboarding trip to Colorado Sunday. I am really stoked about this. I haven't been boarding in like 3 years. I REALLY want to go. A few days ago my shoulder starts to hurt. No bi...
Posted by Sofa King Wee Todd Ed on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:54:00 PST

My first blog, just lonely at work and want someone to talk to

I think I'll share a funny story with you. So, here's what happened to me today. I fell. This was not a graceful, nobody was around to notice fall, I hit a chair on the way down. It hit a desk and fel...
Posted by Sofa King Wee Todd Ed on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:16:00 PST