DHARMA Initiative

I'd like to meet:

I guess I'd like to meet a genie that would grant me three wishes and I just would wish for him to be stuck in his bottle for like another million and no matter what he can't come out unless he's gonna have sex with a stray cat so I could see just how desperately he wanted to be out of the bottle but the conditions would be that I could video tape it and post it on youtube or something awesome and if he did that I would still have two wishes left anyway so then I could wish for the money and the hot, mute babes of all different races and either way the genie will have had sex with a stray cat on video and I get my other two wishes or he's too stubborn and he's in the bottle unconditionaly for a million more years. Yeah, I'd like to meet a genie.