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agent of evolution

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About Me

I AM A UNIVERSITY DROPOUT
You try doing a Drama degree in GOLDSMITHS, you won't know the meaning of the word pretentious till you get there

Exclamation marks... the literary equivalent of laughing at your own jokes.
I like to recycle things and buy things made of recycled paper because they feel nice.
I like listening to music which is sad.
I like arguing with people who have unshakeable faith. If there is a God, which I believe there is of some form, then what makes them so special that their version of God would favour them over the poor and hungry people suffering in the world.
I like reading books. I am a reader...there i feel better.
I love the theatre, film and television.
I believe in fate. If it is meant to happen then it will.
Heroes is possibly the greatest T.V show ever. And Recess is definitely the greatest cartoon of all time.
Everything is a drug because we're all addicted to something.
Comedy is the greatest thing on earth. And the most powerful. Everyone is yours if you can make them laugh.
I love laughing.
I love Bill Hicks. He is my idol. And Bill was right, it's like a wisp of cotton candy surrounding a paper cut...nudge nudge wink wink
I hate dishonesty and people with no sense of humour. People out on an ego trip should sit down, read a book and realise that this life deal is for everyone. They're not special.
Silly people should be eliminated from the gene pool. Usually women are the biggest offenders...like the ones who pretend to like sport to impress men.
I love Peter Cook. He is God. But he wishes he was a judge.
I am cynical. I embrace it. I'll stop being cynical when everything goes my way.
i've been researching my family on ancestry.com, louisa maddison my great great grandmother was an actress. however the census also states that she was classed as an imbecile/lunatic. confirmation that things definitely get passed down through the genes.

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My Interests

Doing everything that is bad for your health.
and all the people of the lulled and dumb found town are sleeping now Hush, the babies are sleeping, the farmers, the fishers, the tradesmen and pensioners, cobbler, schoolteacher, postman and publican, the undertaker and the fancy woman, drunkard, dressmaker, preacher, policeman, the webfoot cocklewomen and the tidy wives. Only your eyes are unclosed to see the black and folded town fast, and slow, asleep... dylan thomas, under the milkwood
Red Right Ankle
This is the story of your red right ankle
And how it came to meet your leg
And how the muscle, bone, and sinews tangled
And how the skin was softly shed
And how it whispered “Oh, adhere to me
For we are bound by symmetry
And whatever differences our lives have been
We together make a limb.”
This is the story of your red right ankle.
This is the story of your gypsy uncle
You never knew ‘cause he was dead
And how his face was carved and rift with wrinkles
In the picture in your head.
And remember how you found the key
To his hide-out in the Pyrenees
But you wanted to keep his secret safe
So you threw the key away.
This is the story of your gypsy uncle.
This is the story of the boys who loved you
Who love you now and loved you then
And some were sweet, some were cold and snuffed you
And some just laid around in bed.
Some had crumbled you straight to your knees
Did it cruel, did it tenderly
Some had crawled their way into your heart
To rend your ventricles apart
This is the story of the boys who loved you
This is the story of your red right ankle.

I'd like to meet:

i would love to talk to Bill Hicks.

he is the only completely perfect man

I would like to meet a single human being who has no regrets and is generally happy with their existence.
Tristan and Yseult
We are the unloved
We are the love spotters
Passion watchers
Kiss clockers
Love is at arm's length
Welcome to the club of the Unloved
It's no secret that we dream of our membership expiring.
But until that time, we stand on the sidelines
And tell our love story.
One of blood and fire
For what is love without these things?
So, I welcome you to our story.
To a bum
"If I give you money you'll just spend it on drugs or alcohol."
Well yeah, that's the very definition of an addict lady. I need drugs. And if you don't give me the money i'm gonna cut out your heart and eat it.
I think my anger stems from my haircut. I wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, 'fuck it, someone needs to die'.
we pay for life with death so everything inbetween should be free.
I think that if everyone followed the wise words of Bill Hicks then the world would be a better place. For a start everyone would be stoned, and the only cars on the streets would be pizza delivery vans, getting ready to shoot pizza's through our postbox and into our living room. Second of all, there would be no bad music. And last but not least, you would be able to do WHATEVER you wanted as long as it doesn't infringe upon the rights and personal freedoms of other people. There, now isn't that better?

Music:

indie. jazz. folk. electro. if only all four were in one song. the arcade fire. badly drawn boy. billie holiday. elliott smith - twilight is my favourite song of all time. damien rice. david bowie. bob dylan. the rolling stones. the beatles. beck. the killers. maximo park. lisa hannigan. sufjan stevens. radiohead. jimi hendrix. editors. velvet underground. the doors. newton faulkner. cherry ghost. lily allen. the decemberists. soltero. the cure. blur. nick drake. jeff buckley. elbow. rem. television. richard thompson. trash money. nemo. robots in disguise. iamx. judy garland.

Movies:

a star is born. rocky. to wong foo thanks for everything. bedazzled (original). harry potter. pirates of the carribean. little miss sunshine. the squid and the whale. life aquatic. night at the museum. the illusionist. lady in the water. royal tennenbaums. shaun of the dead. pink panther (originals). hot fuzz. young frankenstein. monty python films. silent movie. the godfather. vertigo. high anxiety. blazing saddles. thumbsucker. romeo and juliet. anything involving david niven, errol flynn, or any other prominent 1930's/1940's film star. o and rambo.

Television:

big train. spaced. house. lost. csi. league of gentlemen. the simpsons. richard and judy. recess -i am spinelli. diagnosis murder. trigger happy tv. blackadder. jam. green wing. nighty night. black books. mighty boosh. not only but also. monty python. brasseye. the office. doctor who. garth marenghi. shirley ghostman. quincy ME. extras. q.i. a bit of fry and laurie. mock the week. futurama. all rob brydon related programmes. never mind the buzzcocks. all steve coogan related programmes. anything but little britain.

Books:

cymbeline by shakespeare. the stand by stephen king. huckleberry finn by mark twain. harry potter. labyrinth by kate mosse. tragically i was an only twin by peter cook. picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde. books related to bill hicks. a series of unfortunate events by lemony snicket. johnny lonely by pete tanton. theatre related books. the third policeman by flann o brian.

Heroes:

comedians. bill hicks. peter cook. peter sellers. spike milligan. eddie izzard. ross noble. dara o briain. stewart lee. mitch hedburg. emo phillips. jo brand. alan carr. julia davis. julian barratt. dylan moran. bill bailey. chris morris. kevin eldon. judy tenuta.
actors. errol flynn. clark gable. vincent price. carole lombard. marlene dietrich. judy dench. maggie smith. carl grose. mike shepherd. emma rice. john simm. chris eccleston. mark gatiss. tamsin grieg. catherine tate. john leguizamo. rhys ifans. readers, writers, coffee drinkers, rosy cheeked people on a cold day. Extended Network Banner made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!

My Blog

Ha Ha... oh wait that’s not funny.

Women just aren't usually funny. I don't know why and I don't know how, but it's true. Men are incredibly sucessful on the comedy circuit and women are few and far between. And if there are some women...
Posted by agent of evolution on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:12:00 PST

a question

is it wrong to enjoy receiving injections from the doctor?
Posted by agent of evolution on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:15:00 PST

When life imitates art

The night is bitter,The stars have lost their glitter;The winds grow colderAnd suddenly you're older - And all because of the man that got away.No more his eager call,The writing's on the wall;The dre...
Posted by agent of evolution on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:39:00 PST

Smoking Jokes

Smoking CAN cause a slow and painful death.Now i don't know if any of you are familiar with the English Language but there's one important element in that sentence which allows me to feel comfortable ...
Posted by agent of evolution on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:54:00 PST

Les arts dramatiques

My drama exam is tomorrow. I have only just learnt my lines. I still forget where i'm supposed to be. I hate the god damn thing anyway. I am going to get absolutely hammered afterwards and wipe the wh...
Posted by agent of evolution on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

The news

Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death...
Posted by agent of evolution on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:39:00 PST

my new favouritest song in the whoooole wide world

And if the snow buries my,my neighborhood.And if my parents are cryingthen I'll dig a tunnelfrom my window to yours,yeah a tunnel from my window to yours.You climb out the chimneyand meet me in the mi...
Posted by agent of evolution on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:34:00 PST

Gotta luv these lyrics...

There's nothing i could say to make you try to feel okAnd nothing you could do to stop me feeling the way i doAnd if the chance should happen that i never see you againJust remember that i'll always l...
Posted by agent of evolution on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:17:00 PST

This be the verse...

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.  They may not mean to, but they do.They fill you with the faults they had  And add some extra, just for you.But they were fucked up in their turn  By...
Posted by agent of evolution on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:46:00 PST

Jackanory

*sigh*, all day, all night, every hour god sends, its always the same. Manhandled and fondled every single day. One day I swear Ill wear out. Just disintergrate, slowly eroding away, dissolving into ...
Posted by agent of evolution on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:29:00 PST