Scobey Eats Too Much Spicy Ranch Dressing |
A local man was found dead in his apartment on Thursday after having apparently ingested a toxic amount of spicy ranch salad dressing. "It looks like he was just finishing off some left over sal...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:06:00 PST |
Scobey Hospitalized After Hospital Visit |
"What seems to be the problem?" asked Dr. Proctor.
"My husband is refusing to spell his speech correctly. I brought him to the hospital so he will see how foolish he sounds."
"Is...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:57:00 PST |
Scobey Refuses to Speak with Correct Spelling |
After annoying countless friends and family members for a few days, Robert finally revealed his secret:
"I'v renownced mie mowst eksellint spellling skillz 4 the holee dayz of Lint. Four ...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST |
Scobeys Virtuality Renders Him Non-Existent |
Robert sat down at his computer one day to check his email and found one new message. It read:
"Dear Robert,
I recently realized that your existence is no longer necessary in order for m...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST |
Scobey Dies While Viewing The Departed |
Martin Scorsese's latest film, The Departed, has satisfied millions of moviegoers and killed at least one of them. Philadelphia resident Robert Scobey was found dead last night at the Riverview ...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST |
Scobey Dies 29 Times in 6 Minutes |
A local amateur Xbox enthusiast found himself at a loss for words yesterday after earning last place in a training round of the popular online game Halo 2.
"I don't know what to say," said Robe...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:20:00 PST |
Scobey Confesses to Murdering Himself |
In a startling development Wednesday, Robert Scobey confessed that he murdered himself in 1996, shedding enormous light on a murder case that has gone unsolved for almost 10 years.
At a shockin...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:48:00 PST |
Scobey Immortalized at Local Middle School |
Reggie Nixon6th gradeMrs. GoodgameJune 2, 2006Internet Book ReportFor my internet book report, I decided to read Robert Scobey's blog. His blog is on myspace. If you want to read it you can go to www....
Posted by Robert on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:23:00 PST |
Scobey Honored as One of Myspaces Cool New People, dies. |
Just hours after being featured on a friend's Myspace login page as one of three "Cool New People," Myspace account holder Robert Scobey found himself in the hospital feeling very "not cool.""'This is...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:52:00 PST |
Vice President Shoots Scobey |
Vice President Dick Cheney shot and killed one of his 300 million constituents this past weekend in what the White House is calling a "hunting accident." Cheney was hunting with friends at a ran...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:46:00 PST |
