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I R JETT

ITS WIERD HOW IF YOU DONT READ THE DAILY STAR OR NUTS THEN BIG BRO CONTESTANTS AND CRAP CELEBS DONT

About Me


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BEFORE I START, THIS IS MY GENERAL PROFILE AND IM MOSTLY JOKING...THEMS WAS JOKES! CHECK TUNE FOR MY MUSIC PROFILE OK, IM CHEEKY, OPPINIONATED, CONFIDENT, QUATER POLISH, TWISTED SENCE OF HUMOUR, AMBITIOUS N OTHER STUFF THAT I CANT BE BOTHERD TO LIST....I LIKE BACON N LIVE SOMEWHERE IN LONDON BUT GREW UP IN SHEFFIELD B4 I WENT TO MANCHESTER UNI AND GRADUATED A FEW BACK AND NOW LIVE IN N1 SOMEWHERE.I CURRENTLY LIVE WITH MY SEVEN BROTHERS( TWINS )AND MY CAT ADOLF WHO HAS THREE LEGS AND ONE WHEEL, ( HE GOT ATTACKED BY A LIZARD....) IN MY HALF SISTERS BASEMENT. I USED TO BE A PROFFESIONAL GAMBLER WHICH WAS COOL...BUT THEN I GAVE THAT SHIT UP TO CONCERNTRATE ON GOLF, THEY SAY I MITE BE THE NEXT ARNOLD PALMER!!. I ALSO LIKE WINDING PEOPLE UP,AND TALKING SHIT, THERES LOADS I CUD SAY BUT IM ALREADY FEELING MILDLY WORSE OFF FOR EVEN STARTING THIS THING SO...LATERS. OH, I GOT A.D.D. ASWELL. WWW.JETTBLAK.COM

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CHECK ADDY BELOW FOR CLOTHING DESIGNS PROFILE.....www.myspace.com/jett_b
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My Interests


VISITORS TO JETT'S PAGE HUNTING WOLVERINES, IM PRETTY MUCH THE BEST THERE IS, HIP HOP...PRODUCING AND WRITIN'+DJ-ING, FILMS, FASHION, GOIN OUT TO WHEREVA, DUIN SPONTANIOUS STUFF, DRINKING TEA, DESIGN, SMOKING DRINKING...AND YES....DUIN ALL TYPES OF ILL SHIT.....
You scored as SLUT. You're a SLUT....clean it up HOE!!!

SLUT


90%

FUCK HOTT SEX


80%

VIRGIN


10%
R U SEX......
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I'd like to meet:


You scored as Jodie Marsh. your partner is Jodie Marsh! a glamour model from Essex!.

Jodie Marsh


100%

Jessica Simpson


67%

Angelina Jolie


67%

Sarah Michelle Gellar


61%

Paris Hilton


50%

Avril Lavigne


45%

Amy Lee


45%

Pink


34%
your celebrity partner(for dudes)
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You scored as The space between the legs.

The space between the legs


92%

Breast Guy


90%

Mouth man


71%

Ass man


58%

an eyes person


46%

personality


33%
What are you attracted to in a girl
created with QuizFarm.comANY1 NOT RETARDED,APOLLO CREED OR LOUIE ARMSTRONG.( IM A BIG ASTRONAUT FAN) ERR, R-KELLY TO TELL HIM HES FIRED,I GOT A NEW BABY SITTER NOW CALLED MR GLITTER, WIERD NAME BUT SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET SASKIA N MAXWELL N TELL THEM TO STOP WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT FROM TOPMAN EVERY TIME THEY'VE BEEN PICTURED FOR LAST 4 MONTHS.I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET GLAMOUR GIRLS N ASK THEM WHEN DID THEIR MODELLING CAREER FAIL SO HAD TO RESORT TO SHOWING TITS FOR CASH, GIRLS WHOS AMBITION IS TO BE IN ZOO OR HIGH STREET HONEYS OR STAND OUTSIDE CLUBS NAKED TO GET PHOTOGRAPHED N ASK WHY EXACTLY U DESERVE TO BE FAMOUS?,THE GUY WHO INVENTED TEA BAGS(SHUD BE KNIGHTED), THE GUY WHO INVENTED PIGS..SO MUCH GOOD MEAT FROM ONE MAGICAL MEATBALL, A SMOKING CHIMP WITH DOWNSYNDROME N A NAPPY, 50 CENT AND THE OTHER MTV BASE RAPPERS N TELL EM TO STOP MAKING SHIT RECORDS FOR KIDS, I DONT WANNA SEE HIP HOP ON CD:UK,GO LISTEN TO BLUE, THEYRE HIP HOP APPARENTLY,OR BLAZING SQUAD NO ACTUALLY GO WATCH WILL YOUNG AND GARETH GATES PLAY THE BUISCUIT GAME....I WANT MY HOB NOBS BACK!. ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT TO GOTH DEPRESSD PPL WHO SAY THEY ARE ORIGIONAL AND UNCOMFORMIST THE FACT THAT THEY BELONG TO A MOVEMENT OR LOOK WITH BOUT 90,000 OTHERS MAKES YOU THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE, YOUR UN-INDIVIDUAL AND CONFORMING TO A LOOK! "OOH I HAT EMY RICH PARENTS SO IM GUNNA BE DEPRESSD, THATS COOL"....(nothing against you tho i just hate you!)PEEP MY DESIGN/CLOTHING/[email protected]

I PITY THE FOO WHO....
I have wrooooowng friends.

MY MUSIC PROFILE-JETT BLAK

FRUIT CELLAR DWELLER

NATTAAAAAY

MY CLOTHING PAGE

RODGERDODGER

MONICA

OX-PHAM

DANNY LAD EYE

DSL

ELVIRA

MODIVA

NIKKI WHO IS SHE

JO-JO

PARTYGIRL

YAKSHIRE LASS

RISQUE MODELS

BEHOLD MY CHILDREN

Music:

www.myspace.com/jettblak www.jettblak.com for downloads

Movies:

ADAM SANDLER, HAPPY GILMORE AND BULLETPROOF BEING THE MAIN 2, WITH MR DEEDS, SNAEKY SNEAKY, OH AND BIG DADDY. NAPOLIAN DYNO, BLADE, FRIDAY, PREDATOR, SHINING, GRIDLOCK'T, EVIL DEAD 1+2, RING, THE TEEN FILMS IS ALL COOL..ROAD TRIP ETC, BLACK HAWK DOWN, FULL METAL JACKET.... ALABAMA SNAKE STYLE.

Television:

YES.....REMINDS ME...GOTTA PAY THE LISENCE. OH, ERR, FUTURAMA, SOUTHPARK, BRASS EYE, ALAN PARTRIDGE, BIG BRO, LATE NIGHT POKER, PHOENIX NIGHTS, RED DWARF, PIMP MY RIDE, TAKESHI'S CASTLE, BORAT, FRIENDS WAS GOOD

Books:

WHAT?....IVE HEARD OF THEM, BUT TO BE HONEST IVE NEVER SEEN ONE, THOUGHT THEY WERE A MYTH, dan brown...stephen king,george orwell, the childrens book guy, dunno how to spell it, roald dahl, orvils tales of sexual harrasment and "how to get out of fraud charges"

Heroes:

SPIDERMAN, BATMAN, MY MUM..AHH, CHRIS MORRIS, CHECK BLOG THE TRYHARDS GALLERY AND SEE IF YOU MADE IT TO THE TWAT FARM THIS WEEK. BEEN OUT?..BE WARNED!...IM EVERYWHERE!

My Blog

GUESTLIST YOURSELF 4BEST NIGHTS

THURS@MOVIDA FRIDAY@CAFE DE PARIS SAT@PLAYROOMS/PENTHOUSE/ISIS   IF YOU WANNA GO ANY OF THOSE NIGHTS LET ME KNOW, IYL BULLETIN ANY SPECIAL EVENTS AS I DO RANDOM OTHER NIGHTS ASWELL.IF YOU WISH T...
Posted by JETT BLAK on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:54:00 PST

JOIN TRYHARDS GROUP!!!!!!

IF YOU HAVE ANY PICS OF PPL WHO NEED TO BE SHOT U SEEN OUT N ABOUT, THEN PLS UPLOAD THEIR PICS TO THIS....IF YOU CAN TOP MINE U GET A PRIZE!http://groups.myspace.com/JETTSTRYHARDS ALSO CHECK WWW.JETT...
Posted by JETT BLAK on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:01:00 PST

MY MATE DAVE SAW AN ALIEN

my mate dave saw an alien at the bottom of his bed other night, sed looked bit like his uncle steeve and had a tash, it then got into his bed and put iuts probe in his ass, it then made some kind of n...
Posted by JETT BLAK on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:15:00 PST

BOUNCY CASTLE FUN

BASICALLY DNT PLAY WRESTLE ON A BOUNCY CASTLE DRUNK AT 26, YOU MAY THINK U STILL YOUNG ENUFF TO TAKE IT BUT WAIT TILL ALCOHOL WEARS OFF, I HAVE A BLACK FOOT LIKE MR DEEDS, BROKEN RIB, BRUISED JAW, ARM...
Posted by JETT BLAK on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:53:00 PST