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Eliza Burgandy

?Headline? What am I a fucking newspaper?

About Me

what can i say? my cat just ate my tongue and my weevil has gnawed my fingers to the bone. so here i sit typing this stupid shit to you people while my fingers are dripping gobs of blood into my keyboard. im way kewl, just like jesus.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

kitten rubbing, reading until my eyes hurt, video games, playing magic the gathering, writing poetry and short stories, i started a novel but the inspiration has been sucked outta me.

I'd like to meet:

i wish i could get the number for or get a date with the roach that invades my brain everynight. he just enters my ear and violates me while i sleep.

Music:

classical, industrial, gothic, rock and roll, alternative, new wave: smashing pumpkins, the cure, kmfdm, lacuna coil, the gathering, marillion, the cranberries, concrete blonde, skinny puppy, leather strip, ministry, klute, wolfsheim, seraphim shock, bauhaus, erasure, violent femmes, they might be giants, pink floyd, the electric hellfire club, arg so many to list - the pressure in my brain is worsening!

Movies:

heathers, edward scissorhands, record of lodoss war, mystery men, star wars, benny and joon, dracula, run lola run, clockwork orange, pee wee's big adventure, the princess bride, the lost boys, pulp fiction, spirited away, princess mononoke, amadeus, immortal beloved, willie wonka and the chocolate factory, the exorcist, the neverending story, excalibur, the big lebowski, labyrinth, mary shelley's frankenstein, clerks, mallrats, dogma, jocob's ladder, fight club, swimming with sharks, the wizard of oz, braveheart, rob roy, the green mile, the crow, vampire hunter d, the rocky horror picture show, ed wood, shakespear in love, the witches of eastwick, more later...

Television:

my so called life, six feet under, the simpsons, south park, farscape, star trek next generation, the home fix it shows, the critic, ranma 1/2, inu yasha, lexx, the real world, kindred: the embraced, seinfeld, friends, rainbow brite, strawberry shortcake....

Books:

horror, poe, anne rice, science fiction, fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, dean koontz, neil gaiman, frank miller, comics, stephen king...

Heroes:

G.I. JOE, isn't he the real american hero?

My Blog

mother natures wants to fuck us...

so.. another hurricane. coming right for us. not even enough time to get back to a full normality before it comes to finish us off. i am heading to palm beach with abyssling and the cats. hope my ...
Posted by Eliza Burgandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fun with pink fake meat...

years ago when i was a vegetarian, i used to eat all this crazy processed vegetable protein fake meat crap. there was this shit i used to love called WHAM. i loved making WHAM and cheese sammiches. we...
Posted by Eliza Burgandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wonderful advice for all!


Posted by Eliza Burgandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

chaos and the smiles it brings....

ok this will be quick. i am fine... survived the hurricane. my apartment is still standing, and it's not filled with water. the worst thing was losing power and dealing with florida's sweltering heat....
Posted by Eliza Burgandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'll get you my pretties, and your little blogs too...

it seems for some insane reason people are adding me by the thousands. for now i will add you. but for future reference: if i go to check out your myspace page and i cant even see the text due to y...
Posted by Eliza Burgandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's the end of the world as we know it...

well as you can see i live in the wonderful sun ladden florida. and as of now we have a massive hurricane coming to rip our lives and guts from us. and with the way people are bustling about you would...
Posted by Eliza Burgandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST