Hi everyone. I'm Andy and I live in St. Louis. I just moved here from another city ... new job. People say I'm intelligent and funny. I have AOL Instant Messenger ... my screen name is "uncfweddy." I juslive in a high rise in Clayton with my buddy Josh, and we are the only people under the age of 60. There's a good chance our neighbors think we're their grandkids but I guess that's open for debate. You should come visit us ... we'll watch old episodes of Murder She Wrote and talk about Medicare. We'll eat dinner at 4 pm. Ha ... relax, I'm kidding, but we really do live in a building with tons of old people. So I have a wonderful girlfriend named Deanna. She's beautiful, too. Cranky at times, but I love her anyway! Are you a fun person? Do you like midgets? Can you read good? Can you name the movie where this quote comes from ... "Be excited! Be, Be Excited!!" We should talk. Have you ever been in a crowd and some person smiles and waves at you, and so you totally wave back and smile and then you realize the person was waving at the retard behind you, and now YOU'RE the retard? Yeah? We should talk. Do you remember that TV show called "Unsolved Mysteries"? Did you think Robert Stack was a stud? We should talk. Robert Stack WAS a f'ing stud. He was also mysterious, which was fitting given the name of his show. Can you recite at least 5 words from the A-Team theme song? Did you watch Fraggle Rock when you were a kid? Were you pissed, like me, when that bastard Chuck E. Cheese totally took over Billy Bob's Show-Biz Pizza Parlor like nobody's business and kicked the big animatronic gorilla singer out of the show? (Yes, they replaced him with a purple version but it's not the same.) Did that piss you off? Is it still hard to let go? Yeah? We should definately talk. I really think we should talk.
