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egg

fuck this, i want to be a pirate

About Me

the sort of thing i likes...

My Interests

Going to gigs, drinking, pro evo 6, humous and chickpea related activities, avoiding the constant ringing in my ears , cider, staring at my hands for long periods of time, the sofa, playing toy guitar, thinking about good old days, growing a head of rubbish hair, working damn hard on my rubber band ball, being insulted by school children, dreaming about a koala bear dancing like a robot

Movies:

clerks, donnie darko, shaun of the dead, star wars:the empire strikes back, hard boiled, being john malkovich, elephant, transformers:the movie, chunking express, brick, pii, dark star, city of god, babe, infernal affairs, tarka the otter, zidane: a 21st century portait, napoleon dynamite, sin city, pulp fiction, slacker, akira,

Television:

curb your enthusiasm, peep show, spaced, seinfeld, sopranos, a-team, brass eye, the mighty boosh, the wire, deal or no deal, futurama, newsnight, ironside, diagnosis murder, any thing with dogs in (like watchdog or it's me or the dog or like on blue peter the other week when they had that guide dog training special on. but not that that thing on at the moment where celebrities train dogs, its rubbish)

Books:

lots and lots and lots. some of my favourites are 'Cloud Atlas' by David Mitchell. 'Hey Nostradamus!' by Douglas Coupland. 'Catch 22' by Joseph Heller. 'Cats Cradle' by Kurt Vonnegut. 'On the Road' by Jack Kerouac. 'Frankenstein' by Mary Shelly. 'Perfume' by Patrick Suskind. I am a published author myself, you can read some of my beautiful prose here

Heroes:

cheese

My Blog

i feel like a part of me has died

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:Anna Nicole SmithWho's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?...
Posted by egg on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:44:00 PST

pointless quiz not worth looking at, only posted it cause have run out of pink sparkling wine

NameegnerAge24.75SexmachoWhen did you last forget how to walk?yesterday at 7.54 am for approx 2.68 seconds which resulted in me being laughed at by school girls despite it being particulary snowyHave ...
Posted by egg on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:12:00 PST

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas from the Egner!
Posted by egg on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST

me: defined

chris egner --[noun]:A deadly strain of projectiile vomit'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by egg on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST

I am Lara Croft, Tomb Raider

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Posted by egg on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST

Mixtape

been a bit of a boring day today, abandonment by my girlfriend and flatmate for the week has left me with not much to do so i thought i'd put a mixtape together you can have a look athttp://eggmixtap...
Posted by egg on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

HHHüürrRRRRRRRRn hhhh! HHHurrRRRRR RRRn

Your results:You are ChewbaccaChewbacca 86%Qui-Gon Jinn 69%Luke Skywalker 68%Obi-Wan Kenobi 66%R2-D2 64%Yoda 62%Lando Calrissian 61%Han Solo 59%Mace Windu 53%An Ewok 52%Sure you're tall and hairy, bu...
Posted by egg on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:54:00 PST

R.I.P egg

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by egg on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:26:00 PST

The worst CRB checking ever


Posted by egg on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:21:00 PST

Fuck IKEA Fuck them to Hell!!!!


Posted by egg on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:14:00 PST