I'm a forensic computing specialist, and an avid writer and gamer. I suffer from acute sarcasm. I believe life is too short to take seriously. I enjoy partying and socializing - but I like to plan the parties, not just attend. I despise folks that can't be bothered being decent human beings, and hope to one day receive the Nobel Prize for Dipshit Irritation. I love blazing-hot food and ice-cold beer, though a 24-year old single malt is a great way to say 'I love you'. I believe that someone that says "I'm bored" really means "I am uncreative, figure something out for me".
I received 25 friend requests in a single day from porn and dating sites. Seriously. So, you will need to enter my last name to add me as a friend. My last name is Babcock. If you're dumb enough to not bother to read my profile, before sending a request, then I don't want you as a friend.
Also, send me a message when you send your friend request. If I receive a friend request and I do not get an email first, the request will be automatically denied. I do not have the time nor desire to go through your profile in order to determine if I know you or not. This means you.
I'm also on LiveJournal: http://jaybabcock.livejournal.com/
