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About Me

The "Fuck You Muthafucka Guy" on 14th Street thinks I'm fine. I have Reality Bites memorized word-for-word. I'm freakin' hilarious. I'm the best fucking Ms. Pacman player in the whole wide fuckin' world.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Like-minded people who get my pop-culture references, can make me laugh, can teach me something new, and/or know where this girl can get her hands on a decent enchilada! I'd also like to meet superheroes, pioneers, creative thinkers and people saving the world.And maybe this guy:
Oh, and maybe a nice Jewish boy. I guess that wouldn't be so bad.

My Blog

Six Random Things...and a Question.

1. Lately I’ve been sleeping with a night-light on. Not entirely sure why, however, I think it might have something to do with No. 2.2. I just reentered therapy and it’s stirring up all...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:46:00 GMT

Zombie Jesus Day

What a great weekend.My 36th birthday was way cooler than my 11th, actually. My friends are wonderful. The birthday party Jared threw for me at Busboys and Poets was wonderful. The copious amounts ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:09:00 GMT

A quiz for potential Boos.

Because I'm in a silly mood. And because I can't seem to fucking get it right...A QUIZ. I ask that anyone who is even remotely interested in dating me, fill this out and return it to me. No dates w...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:48:00 GMT

Springtime?

What a nice day.It felt like Springtime. This tree is very confused.Jared and I sat on the steps of the Masonic Temple on 16th Street and ate our lunches.Among the topics that were discussed:entitlem...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:38:00 GMT

Valentine’s Day

Tomorrow's Valentine's Day and I will be spending it at the STD Clinic.With the gay boys.Administering STD test results and counseling people on safer sex practices.Hot.I can't think of a better way o...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:00:00 GMT

We both have shiny, happy fits of rage.

Today's soundtrack, boys and girls...Where Is My Love? Cat Power Vacuum Boots Brian Jonestown MassacreIn the Aeroplane Over the Sea Neutral Milk HotelIs It Wicked Not to Care? Belle and Sebas...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:25:00 GMT

Jews with tattoos

While Rabbi Weiss would never encourage me to "defile the beautiful body God gave me," she did mention, that if I'm planning to continue getting tattooed, I'd probably better get it done before I go b...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:55:00 GMT

Stupid mofo computer.

So, I just blogged a rather thoughtful blog about my day and then my precious little MacBook decided to be retarded and freeze up on me.Gone.All of it.Motherfucker.So, instead of trying to recreate it...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:54:00 GMT

So, it’s probably not Bird Flu.

I hate being sick. Haven't left my house in two days. Feeling slightly achey but I no longer have a fever. I'm eating soup. Which helps. I just feel blah. My head feels whooshy. I'm wondering if...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:22:00 GMT

Really bad, drunken Haiku for my darling friend Scott...

Pablo Neruda,and thinly veiled contempt, oh...it's on like Red Dawn.(never dare me.)xoxo
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:49:00 GMT