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kriswit

you just created a crawlspace beneath your all time low

About Me


im quick with a comeback
i like to be busy, not bored ..
i can convince you to believe anything
lovesmassacre on a.i.m.
[email protected]
other then that ..
i hate my nose.
i have a really nice rack.
and i like kicking back on a bleezy.
ya dig?
ourchart.com - veganboi
radioblogclub.com - lovesmassacre
come find me ..
Manifest this motha fucka #1: Every living thing comes from and returns to (get it?)Manifest this Muddafucka #2: Let Pussy speak to me through every living thing. As all creatures move and grow, let them bring forth the open ness and warm ness that flows in the energy of Pussy...the life force on which we all depend.Manifest this Muthafucka #3: I'm sick of my genitalia being used as an insult. Are you? It's time to let my labia rip and rearrange this. Here we go: "That was so Pussy of you to help me move to my new place! Especially since I'm living on the 13th floor. You've really made this a Pussy move!"Manifest this Motherfuckrr #4: The power of Pussy could be blinding. Do not misinterpret its strength and fear it. Do not try to control it. It is light, rich and full of warmth. Use it wisely and with jeweled intentions.Manifest this Muthefucka #5: The Egg says, "Don't forget me, Muddafucka!" The Egg must not be understated. Let the Egg be the symbol of all courage! Here we go: "Honey, that took Eggs for you to tell your customer off for not tipping you 20%!" The Egg, like courage, is a delicate intricate shell surrounding ever-changing nutritious life! Let the Egg be the teacher and the Pussy be its nest.Manifest this Motherfuckrr #6: Employ the Pussy! *teacher *whore *philosopher *president Pay her well!Manifest this Motherfuckrr #7: The Pussy is a traveler! No matter where your Pussy energy leads you, let the Pussy be your clock. Allow the 'ticking' to be measured by gathered and dispersed gathered and dispersed gathered and dispersed one should not outweigh the other...Manifest this Mothafucker #8: Let Pussy manifest and let freedom sing!

Heavens not a place that you go when you die its that moment in life when you actually feel alive


you think you know, but you have no idea what is my middle name?
an animal
a flower
just a generic name
queen elizabeth

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MATURE PEOPLE
porch monkeys
club heads
homos

a friend in need is a friend indeed a friend who bleeds is better

Movies:

kris --
[adjective]:

Visually addictive

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Heroes:



♥ all that matters ♥

this girl owns my heart ♥

this little terror ♥

My Blog

placebo makes me whole

"eyesight to the blind" You don't know me, and you never hold me like your little piece on the side. My mother told me, that you're never lonely when you're laughing all the time. ...
Posted by kris ; right here between your hips on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:57:00 PST

i havent written in ages

Sick of waiting for this nightmare to end To just roll over and see you again Your long legs intertwined with mine My arms around your waist And when I open my eyes, your beautiful face Everyda...
Posted by kris ; right here between your hips on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST

found this, it made me laugh

i wrote it a while back but its still worth a read ok, as i'm sure any lesbian knows, it's a simple fact that all lesbians, know more lesbians. now once you come in contact with one lesbian you then b...
Posted by kris ; right here between your hips on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 02:08:00 PST

what it's come down to

is that i just dont want to deal with any of it anymore. im tired of feeling like its my job to impress someone. i'm tired of feeling like i have to live up something. i'm tired of going the extra mil...
Posted by kris ; right here between your hips on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:43:00 PST

ATTENTION EVERYONE

my buddylist was deleted please message me your screennames and incase you forgot mine is lovesmassacre thank you   oh and for everyone who was wondering how i am after the accident wednesday, i...
Posted by kris ; right here between your hips on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:02:00 PST

it has been brought to my attention

well, im not spiteful, and i'm not one to seek revenge, and i don't shit talk or slander, so when you keep asking me what am i "gonna do about it" or "you gonna put one up about her" my response is, n...
Posted by kris ; right here between your hips on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:02:00 PST

you cant answer a phone that never rings

she's shutting out the worldso please just leave her alonei mean whats the point in callingwhen the phones out of ordertelephone chords wrapped around her neckand all you get is the busy signalbeep .....
Posted by kris ; right here between your hips on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 12:29:00 PST

la gringa

La Gringa   White girl, true Thats me I can hear them from up the street              Vea a esa hijueputa blanca They only talk in Spanish ...
Posted by kris ; right here between your hips on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:35:00 PST

preconceptions are never final

In relationships, I dont go out with someone unless I know I can be friends when we break up. Is this wrong of me? I feel like every relationship I get into Im not giving it the chance it deserves i...
Posted by kris ; right here between your hips on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 07:17:00 PST

to face the fight

To face the fight To lose the right This is the room where teenage pregnancies are born Where feelings run rampant and no clothing is worn This is the house where children have no faces Theyd much ra...
Posted by kris ; right here between your hips on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:44:00 PST