Show me the money! |
A week ago my good friend Joel and I were having dinner. We were doing our usual joking around, laughing and loving, and he made a joke that I look like the current day version of Jonathan Lipnicki. W...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:35:00 GMT |
Where is the worst place to find a roach nest? |
The answer: In my coffee maker.That's right ladies and gentlemen, for the past god knows how many months I have been drinking roach coffee.GOODNIGHT!
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:28:00 GMT |
what to do at a desk (rap) |
when i had a desk job, i would write these...G-SpotI'm bad to the bone like osteoperosisI spread that girls legs like I was mosesLike and Amish to a field I kept plowing my sickleBut this ain't no Sta...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:51:00 GMT |
Pizza Hut Nightmare. |
This is a true story. I was walking home from a long night of rehearsals with my good friend Joel. We were discussing how starving we were (as neither of us had a chance to eat all day) and how nothi...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:40:00 GMT |
Quotes |
Just a collection of quotes that I like, live by, or just think are interesting."The child is innocence and forgetting, a new beginning, a game, a self-propelled wheel, a first movement, a sacred 'Yes...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 13:17:00 GMT |
