Well, first of all I'm a mustache. I'm a little patch of hair beneath the nose, and above the mouth. That's about all I have to say about myself.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mustachio the Mustache
Birthday: Mustaches aren't born, they just exist
Birthplace: Mustacheville
Current Location: still living in Mustacheville
Eye Color: Mustaches don't have eyes
Hair Color: Brown
Height: about an inch
Right Handed or Left Handed: Mustaches don't have hands
Your Heritage: Mustachian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Mustaches don't wear shoes
Your Weakness: razors
Your Fears: being shaven
Your Perfect Pizza: Mustaches don't eat pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become a handlebar mustache
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Mustaches don't use instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ah, what a great day to be a mustache!
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair, because I am a mustache
Your Bedtime: Mustaches don't go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: When I was younger, and I was just a few stubs of hair
Pepsi or Coke: Mustaches don't drink soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mustaches don't eat fast food
Single or Group Dates: Mustaches don't go on dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mustaches don't drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mustaches don't eat things in general
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mustaches don't drink caffeinated beverages
Do you Smoke: Mustaches don't smokes
Do you Swear: Mustaches don't swear
Do you Sing: Mustaches don't sing
Do you Shower Daily: Mustaches don't shower
Have you Been in Love: Sigh...with a beard...but she was shaven (cries)
Do you want to go to College: Mustaches don't go to college
Do you want to get Married: I don't think I can ever love again, because of that beard
Do you belive in yourself: Mustaches don't believe in themselves
Do you get Motion Sickness: Mustaches don't get sick
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course I am! I am a sexy mustache.
Are you a Health Freak: Mustaches don't worry about health
Do you get along with your Parents: Mustaches don't have parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, I guess so.
Do you play an Instrument: Mustaches don't play instruments
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Mustaches don't drink alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked: Mustaches don't smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Mustaches don't do drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Mustaches don't go on dates
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mustaches don't go to the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Mustaches don't eat oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Mustaches don't eat sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: I was in the play "The Mustache and I"
In the past month have you been Dumped: Mustaches don't get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Mustaches don't go skinny dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Mustaches don't steal things
Ever been Drunk: Mustaches don't drink too much
Ever been called a Tease: Mustaches don't get called a tease
Ever been Beaten up: I started a fight with some sideburns once. I think I won that fight, though.
Ever Shoplifted: Mustaches don't shoplift
How do you want to Die: I'd rather die by the guy who's face I'm on becoming bald than getting shaven
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mustaches don't grow up (Just like Peter Pan, Michael Jackson, and Martha Stewart! That woman is amazing, it's like she never ages!)
What country would you most like to Visit: mustacheland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Mustaches don't care about this sort of thing
Favourite Hair Color: Mustache colored
Short or Long Hair: Usually short, but a really long handlebar mustache can be really hot sometimes
Height: about an inch.
Weight: How much does an average mustache way? A few ounces or so, I assume.
Best Clothing Style: Mustaches don't wear clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: Mustaches don't take drugs
Number of CDs I own: Lots of mustache CDs
Number of Piercings: Mustaches don't have piercings
Number of Tattoos: Mustaches don't have tattoos
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Mustaches have no regrets. That's why our power is rising!
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