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candace

Total baby-fucker. Check the Pedo-smile.

About Me

mommy to a loaf of bread(with feet).

My Interests

TUBIN DOOD.going on dates with my life partner cathy,laughing at laughing, ink, paper, bikes, flats, pickles,skates,eyeballs, not going crazy,dogs and dogs and dogs and the baby birds on my porch, tofutti cuties, extra hold hairspray, long shirts, those bugs that leave their shells on trees, how to get my car keys back from california, why my dog tries to run around with her poop in her mouth, antioxidants, beards, the faces people make when they yawn, arm scratching,accessories of the head, peppermint foot lotion, soy almond lattes, brave street crossing turtles, swedish fish, the war against the gumball tree.

I'd like to meet:

lego tooth.

Music:

breakfast for lesbians, black ice, the taint manglers,the avett bros. des ark, the body,prince, the clash, the cure, wu tang,queen,bob dylan,bjork,interpol,the jesus and mary chain,arctic monkeys,jarvis cocker,brazilian girls,peaches,cursive,rufus wainwright,the national,tokyo police club,gogol bordello,tilly and the wall,brother ali,arcade fire, tiesto, the decemberists,botch, converge, coalesce,blonde redhead,the black keys, regina spektor,silverchair,hot chip, peter bjorn and john, sparklehorse,the nightwatchman, cocorosie,girl talk, ratm, the roots, kaiser chiefs, damien rice, explosions in the sky,mono, neurosis,spank rock, ratatat,tapes n tapes, the teddybears,grizzly bear, sigur ros,kid beyond,the gossip,isis,deerhoof,common,my morning jacket,clap your hands say yeah, cat power, imogen heap, lady sovereign,yeah yeah yeahs, bloc party, TV on the radio,Mogwai, seu jorge, wolf parade,metric,denali,minus the bear,neutral milk hotel, death from above 1979, old modest mouse, buena vista social club, magnetic fields,otis redding, dove, torche, yo la tengo,iron maiden,opeth,the pixies,cursed,bowie, tiger bear wolf.

Movies:

greenboro the movie, moulin rouge, fantasia, high fidelity, friends with money, the departed, crash, pretty in pink, dirty dancing, a time to kill, some like it hot, i don't know man, whatever.

Television:

futurama,lost, the office, the simpsons, aqua teen, squidbilles.

Books:

everything is illuminated, singin' and swingin' and gettin merry like christmas, me talk pretty one day,the scum manifesto, ishmael, a lesson before dying, a coney island of the mind, the prophet, normal girl.

Heroes:

potato?sheroes.

My Blog

PENIS OWNERS

my male friends are intelligent. my male friends are fun. my male friends claim to be "pro-feminists". my male friends sit infront of the computer and tv for hours, praising "hot" girls while acting r...
Posted by candace on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 12:24:00 PST

today is the greatest

today i woke up at 2 in the afternoon, sat on the porch with the people i care most about, talked about nothing while staring at a perfectly overcast sky, took my old disgruntled weenie dog for a driv...
Posted by candace on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 03:44:00 PST