I don't know if you know who I am...but I'm kind of a big deal...and if you haven't heard of me then you will. I'm an actor/songwriter/producer in Beverly Hills, otherwise known as 90210. When I'm not making music, or becoming a pre-madonna with my personal assistant, Cha-Cha, I'm living comfortably at my cottage in the Hamptons or at my Winter home in the Florida Keys. I love to relax on my yacht and sail around helping children all over the world with my philanthropy... "Help The Children Around the World On My Yacht". When I'm not flinging 20 dollar bills out the window of my British Green Maybach (Sorry I don't drive a Hampton Chevy, otherwise known as a BMW), I love to sip French wine and smoke imported cigars from Cuba. And, when I'm not competing with my show dog, Master Wangston the 3rd, my personal chef is making a wide variety of international culinary delights that will bring a light to your cold world of meaningless eateries such as Chili's etc. Pimping as they say...has never been so easy. Well, If I find you interesting, I might consider flying you in on my personal jet to escort you on a night of pleasure and fancy. Let the master of love pamper you and wisk you away from your life of drudgery!
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