I was born in a country called French Guiana. Located in South America. My background consits of Jamaican, Guyanese & French Guianese. No, I don't know how to speak french. I'm from the westend of Toronto. I'll let you know excatly where later. I'm the middle child of a family of 3. I like to go shopping, read books and write in my journal. Yes, I said JOURNAL. I like to listen to music and make music in my free time. I play basketball once and a while. I'm not into it as much as I use to but I still have game. I'm fun person and enjoying my life. I'm easy going and am up for just about any thing. I'm independent and don't ask anyone for anything! I'm ambitious and love to travel I love making people laugh, I love to have a good time and love when people are around me to share that. I can't stay in one place for to long because I like change and I get bored very easy. I believe if you have self-love and self-respect then your ready for the world and if you want to make it yours you can! I DO HAVE MORE PICS OF MYSELF ON MY COMPUTER. THERE JUST TOO BIG TO UPLOAD. IF THERES MORE YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME JUST ASKThere are 3 kinds of people. Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along. And Dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you've got your Assholes. And all the Assholes want is to shit all over everything. So Pussies may get mad at Dicks once in a while... Because Pussies get fucked by Dicks. But Dicks also fuck Assholes. And if they didn't fuck the Assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your Dick and your Pussy all covered in shit.
History teaches us that humans have never learnt anything from history,
The true nature of a man is determined in the battle between his conscious mind and the desires of his subconscious
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all
SOME QUESTIONS THAT REALLY NEED ANSWERS....LOL...Jokes!!
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1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer??
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him??
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane??
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is??
7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway??
8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
9. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests??
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from??
11. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune??
12. Stop singing and read on..........lol : )
13. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup??
14. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window??
15. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster??
16. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation??
17. If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes??
18. Where does the forest rangers go to when he needs to get away from it all??
19. Why is there braille on the buttons at the drive though bank??
20. What was the BEST thing before sliced bread??
LOL..... Just askin...... LOL : )
Here are some valuable LESSONS TO LEARN....
Lesson One! An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull." They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day he reached the second branch and, finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Management Lesson: Bull s.h.i.t! might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson : (1) Not everyone who s.h.i.t.s on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of s.h.i.t is your friend.. (3) And when you're in deep s.h.i.t it's best to keep your mouth shut! This ends the three minute management course.