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eR.J

iF uR bLondE n u kNo iT cLap uR haNdS ::sNap SNap::

About Me

iF u knO mE theN u aLreaDy knO ABOUT ME...iF nOt OoO weLL f*cK u!!

My Interests

lOve iS reStleSs, lOve*S a FliRt, lOve haS plAceS tO gO n peOpLe tO huRT...Quizilla
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays

Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

I'd like to meet:

i CanT wait tO meet my lil' baybay MaKayla Liera

Music:

i liStEn tO eveRythIng

Movies:

lifetime movies =]

Television:

ER...kiNg oF quEenS...REAl WorLD...sEx & tHe cItY reRunS...house...N iM addICted tO mTv and baby stories on tLc

Books:

i love to read...dont really have a fav.

Heroes:

my nanny

My Blog

acCorDing tO kA....

1. What's their name?eLf....haha just jk- eRin2. What's their age?243. Is the person younger or older than you?Older, even though she likes to tell everyone that I am older and than when they really t...
Posted by [[eRin]] on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:06:00 PST

ruLeS 4 DruNk diALinG...((tHIS iS 4 kA))

Rules of Drunk Dialing:1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3.If...
Posted by [[eRin]] on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:27:00 PST

mY favOriTE faiRy tALE....

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will youmarry me?" The guy said "No" and the girl livedhappily ever after and went shopping, drankmartini's, always had a clean ...
Posted by [[eRin]] on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:10:00 PST

uR frOm staTeN iSlaNd wHen::::

You know your from STATEN ISLAND when: - What landfill? Oh you mean THE DUMP... - The Monastery and Sea View aren't scary, just another place to drink. - There's a bakery in every town. - You kn...
Posted by [[eRin]] on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:51:00 PST

thiS iS sO tRuE........rEminDS mE of ThE suMMeR........

whAT giRls dO wHeN thEy R dRuNk::::::: 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SE...
Posted by [[eRin]] on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 09:40:00 PST