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You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 9 out of 10 correct!
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You're A Crazy Drunk
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional
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Your Fortune Is
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
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Your Penis Name is: El Presidente
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You Are 91% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!
How American Are You?
Your Political Profile
Overall: 80% Conservative, 20% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
You Should Weigh 205
If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight.
If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon!
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Last Day on Earth
Imagine this is your last day to live...
What movie will you see?: DEEP THROAT
What friend would you hug?: None. Fuck 'em. It's MY last day!!
Whom would you profess your love to?: Elisha Cuthbert
What country would you visit?: Mexico. Anywhere else would take too fuckin' long to get to.
What food will you eat?: whatever i can squeeze into my big ass
What shoes will you wear?: mine
Whom will you kiss?: my ass goodbye
Whom would you kill?: not giving out hints... sorry
Whom would you cuss out?: tomorrow
What sport will you watch?: women's gymnastics
What book would you read?: i hat e reading now...why the fuck would i read b4 i die?
To whom will you apologize?: the poor bastard that i decide to take down with me
Will you wonder why this day is so long?: i'd be too drunk to care
Will you tell anyone that you're about to die?: maybe tomorrow
What type of music would you listen to?: air supply... they freakin' rock!!!!
Would you try skydiving?: fuck no... why rush things.
What tv show will you watch?: whatever's on in Mexico
What shirt will you wear?: one that says, "body NOT for use for smuggling"
Do you smell iodine? Cuz I do....: that's dumb
Did that last question freak you out?: you're dumb.
Will you do/try any sort of drugs?: why am i talking to a quiz?
Will you go on a drinking binge?: yuppers
Would you take up a new hobby?: freestyle masturbation
Okay, you're down to five more minutes till you croak...
What soung would you like to hear?: The Fraggle Rock song
Where would you go?: nowhere, i'm gonna die in 5 min
What will you be doing?: uh...dying.
Who will be the last person you say goodbye to?: me
Do you think anyone will miss you?: todd cuz he won't have any reason to come back to college station.
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You've been totally Bzoink*d
I'd like to meet:
First of all...:
NO DUDES!!!
and no dudes that dress up as chicks either!
No, Jasso... I don't need any help with chicks, either.
Music:
I like what I like.
No shitty booty music, that's for sure.
Movies:
Spaceballs, Willow, Masters of the Universe, Robot Jox, Enemy at the Gates, Akira Kurasawa movies, funny movies, movies that have shit blown up, and other good flicks. Although I have been trying to find a REALLY scary movie lately... no luck.
Television:
Fox News, Weather Channel, All discovery channels, History Channel.
Definitely no MTV.
Books:
I'm starting to hate books.
Heroes:
U.S.M.C.
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