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Frank

Cooler than a penguin's asshole.

About Me

Well, besides being in college longer than the Class of '09 has had their pubes, I'm a Entomology major at A&M (used to be psychology... then bioenvironmental science). I work at a camera store here, but now I'm just trying to get the fuck out before the bird flu comes and kills me. I know several languages, but by no means am I fluent. I smoke a cigarette or two and drink on occasion- no hard drugs. Other than that, I just try to have fun without securing myself a bachelor's pad in Hell. Yes, I know I gained weight...piss off. Todd can kiss my ass... I am NOT the worst student ever...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: 8:19 p.m., Friday, December 29, 2006
Name?: if you don't know my name, you're a retard
Nicknames?: none i wanna repeat
Date of birth?: 04-21
Sex?: male
Height?: don't worry about it.
Eye color?: brown
Where were you born?: san antonio
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 18... i think
Pets?: only my two nutty buddies
Hair color?: n/a
Piercings?: none
Town you live in?: college station
Favorite foods?: i'm fat, so everything.
Ever been to Africa?: huh? no.
Been toilet papering?: i don't believe in wasting t.p.
Love someone so much it made you cry?: um, no.
Been in a car accident?: several
Croutons or bacon bits?: both
Favorite day of the week?: saturday
Favorite resturant?: pho-john's
Favorite flower?: asters
Favorite sport to watch?: women's gymnastics
Favorite drink?: dr.pepper & big red
Favorite ice cream flavor?: lactose intolerant... but it used to be pistachio almond
Warner Bros. or Disney?: WB
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Arby's
Carpet color in your bedroom?: Dirty Blue
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: none
Whom did you get your last email from?: A&M... telling me i'm a loser
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Analytical Scientific
What do you do most often when you are bored?: play my violin or take pics
Most annoying thing to say to me?: Why don't you speak spanish? You're mexican, aren't you?
Bedtime?: whenever
Favorite TV show?: not sure anymore
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: my buddy Phillip and his new wifey
Been out of country?: yes, then kicked back in.
Believe in magick?: no, just majik
Ford or Chevy?: chevy
What are you listening to right now?: my noisy-ass computer tower
Have you ever failed a grade?: not a grade, but....
If you have, what grade did you fail?: n/a
Do you have a crush on someone?: i try not to
Do you have a bf/gf?: i have plenty of beef
If so, what is their name?: el presidente
How long have you been together?: 26.5 years and counting
What are you wearing right now?: a shirt and drawers
Would you have sex before marriage?: i try to, but it doesn't seem to be working out.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: i'm not a girl.
Are you a virgin?: i try not to be
Do you smoke?: sometimes
Do you drink?: yup
Are you ghetto?: huh?
Are you a player?: gayest question ever.
What are your favorite colors?: blue and red (combo)... turquoise (solo)
What is your favorite animal?: fruit bat
Do you have any birthmarks?: not that i know of
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: only by my dad....and mom
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: edit or todd
Have you ever been slapped?: yes... that's a good way to get me to beat your ass. just a fair warning.
Do you get .. a lot?: yes
Are you shy or outgoing?: both
Do you shower?: i try
Do you hate school?: fuck, yeah i do
Do you have a social life?: no
How easily do you trust people?: too easily sometimes or not at all
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: lots
Would you ever sky dive?: fuck no
Do you like to dance?: no
Have you ever been out of state?: yes... to 10 or 11 states
Do you like to travel?: yes
Have you ever been expelled from school?: no
Have you ever been suspended from school?: no
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: i am
Are you spoiled?: yes
Are you a brat?: no
Have you ever been dumped?: yes
Have you ever gotten high?: no answer
Do you like snapple?: i like snapper better
Do you drink a lot of water?: i try
What toothpaste do you use?: crest complete whitening paste
Do you have a cell phone?: no
Do you have a curfew?: no
Who do you look up to?: anyone taller than me
Are you a role model?: i try not to be
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: six, yeah. what the hell is cedar point?
What name brand do you wear the most?: walmart
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: I GOT MY AGGIE RING BACK!!!!!
What do you want pierced?: nothing if i can help it.
Do you like takin pictures?: yes
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: no
Do you have a tan?: i'm part hispanic... does that count?
Do you get annoyed easily?: only by stupid people
Have you ever started a rumor?: no... only stupid people do that.
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: yes
Do you have your own pool?: yes, it's called the bathtub
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxer-briefs
Do you have any siblings?: 5 sisters
Have you ever been played?: only like a piccolo
Have you ever played anyone?: more dumb questions, i see...
Do you get along with your parents?: yes
How do you vent your anger?: usually by losing my temper
Have you ever ran away?: only from an imminent ass-kicking
Have you ever been fired from a job?: not really
Do you even have a job?: yes
Do you daydream a lot?: yes
Do you have a lot of ex's?: all in texas
Do you run your mouth?: i try not to
What do you want a tattoo of?: myself, only taller and skinnier
What do you have a tattoo of?: nothin'
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: which one?
What does your most recent crush look like?: a girl
Whats her/his name?: don't know
Have you ever been bitched out?: lots o' times
Are you rude?: sometimes
What was the last compliment you recieved?: you're not THAT fat!
Do you like getting dirty?: er..... depends
Are you flexiable?: like a log
What is your heritage?: don't know. lost due to the white devils
What is your lucky number?: fuck if i know. apparently none of the ones i've picked so far.
What does your hair look like right now?: non-existant
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: maybe a vagiterian
Describe your looks?: brown. stout. bald. 'nuff said.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: white
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: not too much younger
Would you ever date someone older than you?: not too much older
When was the last time you were drunk?: drunk or DRUNK?
How many rings until you answer the phone?: however many times it takes to find it.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: only in a jacuzzi
If yes, when was the last time?: years ago
When was the last time you went on a date?: that was years ago, too
Do you look more like your mother or father?: mother
Do you cry a lot?: no
Do you ever cry to get your way?: no
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: "hello?"
Are you the romantic type?: not recently
Have you ever been chased by cops?: i think so...
What do you like most about your body?: my ability to intake copious amounts of alcoholic beverages.
What do you like least about your body?: the rest
When did you have your first crush?: 5th grade
When was the last time you threw up?: The night of the soggy taco and $2 margaritas
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: whoever is pretty
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: i try not to
What about cleavage?: again, i try not to
Is your best friend a virgin?: one is
Have you ever fucked someone up?: how?
Have you ever been fucked up?: how???
What theme does your room have?: the broke college student motif
What size show do you wear?: whatever fits
What is your screen name on .. ha!, yeah right
How are you feeling right now?: nervous about tornadoes and school
When was the last time you were at a party?: December 22, 2006. My buddy's wedding.
Have you ever given a lapdance?: yes
Have you ever recieved one?: yes
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: don't know
What is one of your bad qualilties?: my temper
What is one of your good qualilties?: my.... fuck if i know.
Would you marry for money?: only if the broad is gonna leave me EVERYTHING
What do you drive?: a chevy malibu ls
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: neither
So?: what?
Well?: shit.
When was the last time you cried in school?: after every test
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: as in... gay? no.
What kind of music do you like?: the kinds that aren't crappy
Would you ever bungee jump?: fuck no
What is your worst fear?: dying
Would you ever join the army?: fuck no! Marines, bitches!
Do you like cows?: yes. they're yummy.
If you were to die today, what would you do?: lie there, VERY still.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: watch the cord, dummy!
Do you like to party?: yes
Hearts or broken hearts?: card games??
Moons or stars?: both
Coke or pepsi?: dr.pepper
Favorite scent?: girl
Favorite band?: pink floyd
Would you ever dye your hair red?: no
How many languages can you speak?: 4, but not fluently
What time are you finishing this?: 8:49... shit even copy/paste takes fuckin' forever!
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Bzoink - The Original Survey Site ..END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODEJesus Christmas, half my damn friends are related to me. That's pretty freakin' ridiculous.... I think I may just yak.

My Interests

Learning new music, learning new languages, (astronomy, photography), entomology, not-so-slutty sluts, lots of other crap.
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Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

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Your Penis Name is: El Presidente

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You Are 91% American
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Your Political Profile


Overall: 80% Conservative, 20% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
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Do you have to go poop?

Absolutely!
You have to take a shit, and your name is probably Rasheed! You always complain of having to poop, and usually someone says you shit WAY too much.

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Last Day on Earth
Imagine this is your last day to live...
What movie will you see?: DEEP THROAT
What friend would you hug?: None. Fuck 'em. It's MY last day!!
Whom would you profess your love to?: Elisha Cuthbert
What country would you visit?: Mexico. Anywhere else would take too fuckin' long to get to.
What food will you eat?: whatever i can squeeze into my big ass
What shoes will you wear?: mine
Whom will you kiss?: my ass goodbye
Whom would you kill?: not giving out hints... sorry
Whom would you cuss out?: tomorrow
What sport will you watch?: women's gymnastics
What book would you read?: i hat e reading now...why the fuck would i read b4 i die?
To whom will you apologize?: the poor bastard that i decide to take down with me
Will you wonder why this day is so long?: i'd be too drunk to care
Will you tell anyone that you're about to die?: maybe tomorrow
What type of music would you listen to?: air supply... they freakin' rock!!!!
Would you try skydiving?: fuck no... why rush things.
What tv show will you watch?: whatever's on in Mexico
What shirt will you wear?: one that says, "body NOT for use for smuggling"
Do you smell iodine? Cuz I do....: that's dumb
Did that last question freak you out?: you're dumb.
Will you do/try any sort of drugs?: why am i talking to a quiz?
Will you go on a drinking binge?: yuppers
Would you take up a new hobby?: freestyle masturbation
Okay, you're down to five more minutes till you croak...
What soung would you like to hear?: The Fraggle Rock song
Where would you go?: nowhere, i'm gonna die in 5 min
What will you be doing?: uh...dying.
Who will be the last person you say goodbye to?: me
Do you think anyone will miss you?: todd cuz he won't have any reason to come back to college station.
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I'd like to meet:

First of all...: NO DUDES!!! and no dudes that dress up as chicks either! No, Jasso... I don't need any help with chicks, either.

Music:

I like what I like. No shitty booty music, that's for sure.

Movies:

Spaceballs, Willow, Masters of the Universe, Robot Jox, Enemy at the Gates, Akira Kurasawa movies, funny movies, movies that have shit blown up, and other good flicks. Although I have been trying to find a REALLY scary movie lately... no luck.

Television:

Fox News, Weather Channel, All discovery channels, History Channel. Definitely no MTV.

Books:

I'm starting to hate books.

Heroes:

U.S.M.C.


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Port of Uranus

How is it that when the United Arab Emirates want one of our ports all hell breaks loose, but we have no problem letting communist china have a few. Smacks of racism to me. I hope mexicans don't help ...
Posted by Frank on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:57:00 PST

I don't understand

I have been thinking about past conversations with liberal friends and have wondered what it is about being liberal that makes one tune out all other points of view. I know there are extremists on bot...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:00:00 PST