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kristainthesky

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.

About Me

beautiful sushi chef... lap dancer with magical powers that can force vegetables down the throats of male onlookers while a fantastical party ensues... have a floating smile that flies through town causing time to speed up... like to play around in a bathtub with plates of eggs and toast... have danced on stage wearing a large panda suit with the flaming lips... constantly in the pursuit of chaos! i currently am in a band called cowbell. my band mates and i will keep you informed of all things cowbell as we gallavant around the eu in search of other bangers of bells!"I used to know a little square, So long ago, when I was small, All summer long it had a fair, Wonderful fair with swings and all, I used to love my little fair, And at the close of everydayI could be found, dancing around, A merry-go-round that used to play..."Ah, mon amour, A toi toujours, Dans tes grands yeux Rien que nous deux"All summer long my little fair, Made everyday like a holiday, Night after night it used to play, And people came there from so far away, And everyone sang that little tune, All around town you heard it playedEven Pepi from Napoli, He sang to Marie This serenade..."Ah, mon amour, A toi toujours, Dans tes grands yeux Rien que nous deux"All summer long my little fair, Made everyday like a holiday, Night after night it used to play, And people came there from so far away, And everyone sang that little tune, All around town you heard it playedEven Pepi from Napoli, He sang to Marie This serenade..."Ah, mon amour, A toi toujours Dans tes grands yeux, Rien que nous deux"I can't forget my little square, Even though I'm so far away, I can't forget my little fair Maybe it's still there, still there today, I sometimes hear that little tune playing in a dream of long agoAnd in my brain runs the refrain. That old French refrain I used to know..."Ah, mon amour A toi toujours Dans tes grands yeux Rien que nous deux"

My Interests

aural delights, leaping ominous structures while on horseback, singing in the rain, playing with pots and pans, scrabble, the texture of sushi, ice cream, rainstorms, champagne bubbles, sleeping, my doggie, mosaic tilework, avoiding the plague and traffic, passport useage as much as possible, dancing ions, fits of snortful laughter, merriam-webster's words of the year, georgia code title list, crushes that take my breath away, candle making, soup, life's rich pageant, wasabi peas, friends' giggles, air hockey, agave nectar, eyes and all of their expressions

I'd like to meet:

spicy intellects ~ honest individuals ~ those who fight against my nemesis called the nothing

Music:

bjork, funkadelic, dead can dance, debussy, interpol, black sabbath, 16 horsepower, johnny cash, frank sinatra, little jimmy scott, kasey chambers, zero 7, damien rice, parliament, the pixies, the cure, uncle tupelo, ryan adams, elliott, smith, billie holiday, black flag, jayhawks, wilco, massive attack, stravinsky, phillip glass, kronos quartet, handsome boy modeling school, morcheeba, nick drake, the germs, trick daddy, pete yorn, yo la tengo, bauhaus, john butler trio, neil young, james taylor, beach boys, joy division, unkle, the the, velvet underground, love spit love, missy elliott, this mortal coil, true sounds of liberty, billy bragg, built to spill, albioni, michael franti, grant lee buffalo, sunny day real estate, queens of the stone age, sex mob, brian wilson, rem, donny hathaway, need more?

Movies:

sound of music, big fish, amelie, blue/white/red, lord of the rings, city of lost children, eternal sunshine for the spotless mind, blue velvet, jaws, in the garden of good and evil, horror fllicks, anything hitchcock, waiting for guffman, the cook a thief his wife and her lover, crouching tiger hidden dragon, betty blue, spring summer autumn winter and spring, orgy of the dead, comfort of strangers, raise the red lantern, in america, sideways

Television:

nova - i love lucy - waiting for god - keeping up appearances - globe trekker

Books:

crime and punishment, possession, the woman in the dunes, another roadside attraction, frankenstein, les miserables, dr suess, good dog carl series, love in the time of cholera, angels & insects, walden, atlas shrugged, laughable loves, handmaid's tale, sons and lovers, the golden bough, tropic of capricorn, the gift, les fleurs du mal, grimms faery tales, the bluest eye


You're Catch-22!
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .

Heroes:

my family and friends, those who make a difference
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

My Blog

Madonna listening party this Wednesday night at Bazzaar!


Posted by kristainthesky on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:13:00 PST

Team WEA and Hands on Atlanta need your help

please repost - hello! TEAM WEA will be sprucing up the Blalock Elementary School on October 7th for Hands on Atlanta day!  We/they need your help!  Please make a donation to Hands on Atlan...
Posted by kristainthesky on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:06:00 PST

help save animals in Lebanon

http://network.bestfriends.org/petitions/detail.aspx?pn=3    
Posted by kristainthesky on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:56:00 PST

red clay mud

Have you ever noticed that when you are in a hurry that is when mishaps occur?  This morning my pup Winston was in a "state".  I couldn't get any work accomplished because he was climbing in...
Posted by kristainthesky on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:16:00 PST

the liebestod explained medically

The Liebestod Explained Medically I found this on a Wagner Newsgroup and it's really funny and interesting. I guess it could be subtitled, *Do you have a notion what's in that potion?*================...
Posted by kristainthesky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST