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SUPER MARTiAN ROBOTS

About Me

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Super Martian Robots are a 5-piece band spawned from the underbelly of Las Vegas and the womb of schizophrenic dysfunction. Only together for a few months, they have already amassed an amazingly vast and demented catalog of tunes. Up next: success, fame, and a following of millions.
Their biggest money maker so far? Selling off locks of hair and rehearsal room “garbage” that could be packaged and re-sold as “art.” We all know that “music” isn’t making money anymore, but rest assured: best-selling autobiographies, a clothing lines, bed sheets, Teen Beat cover shoots, and dolls in their likeness are soon to follow.
Their first release, the 6-song Invasion EP, was unleashed upon the masses in August 2008, via from the wonderful offices of Pop Cycle Records (for those who care to download it for free).
Super Martian Robots sound like AC/DC being brutally assaulted and left for dead by System of a Down, Nirvana, Weezer, Rage Against The Machine, and Barney. Their musical influences are: The Muppets, American Idol, Garbage Pail Kids, Ed Norton, Britney Spears, Slurpees, The Beatles, and Reality TV.
Super Martian Robots see the current state of music as outdated, stale, and totally accessible to the consumer mass market of starry-eyed lemmings. Do they want to change this? Hell no! They're ready to regurgitate the same bland riffs and artificially con"cock"ted vocals to provide another voice of hope to the "emo"tional masses. Hip Hip Hooray!
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Music:

Member Since: 2/7/2008
Band Website: www.myspace.com/supermartianrobots
Band Members: Some secrets are better kept, earthlings.

Vocals

Guitar / Vocals

Bass / Vocals

Guitar

Drums

Influences: Queens of the Stone Age, Scars on Broadway, Guns n' Roses, Van Halen, Motley Crue, Buckcherry, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Velvet Revolver, System of a Down, The Bronx.
Sounds Like: Howling from the hounds of hell.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Halloween Gig CANCELLED!!! Kids mourn...

SMR freaks...Unfortunately, we've had to cancel our Halloween gig at Jillian's. Big bummer. We were really looking forward to playing on a holiday that we are, um, "well suited" for. Here's the deal:...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:44:00 GMT

VOTE for us to OPEN FOR MOTLEY CRUE!!!

We know. By this time, you've probably heard that every band is doing this. Who cares.But here's the deal (and my personal story) - Motley Crue was the first band I ever saw perform live (I = Corky). ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:18:00 GMT

Invasion EP Released!!!

Invasion EP Released TODAY!!! Exclusively through our SNOCAP store on this website...That's right kids - before we've even played a SINGLE GIG - we've got an EP of music recorded, released, and ready ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:51:00 GMT

SMR Debut GIG at AMPLIFY Music Festival!!!

The rumors are true. We are about to unleash the demons and deliver the rock. Our first gig is at the Amplify Music Festival in Las Vegas NV. "Where and When?" you ask...- Wednesday, August 6th- Beaut...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:00:00 GMT

The child grows...

And our first gig is booked. Stay posted. Stay tuned. Over and out,SMR
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:07:00 GMT

BIRTH

The Super Martian Robots have been born. Current Weight: 666 lbs. Current Height: 6 ft 6 in. Current Mood: Kick Ass. Current Expectations: At a bare minimum, the utmost success. Current Favorite Color...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:28:00 GMT