LOTAR of the hill people!

I have more energy than baking soda and vinegar and my dog stinks. I love the color green and grass, cooking is also fun if I don't blow the hotel up. If you know what I am saying? My parents like me but that is not that mutual. They have weiner dogs ugh!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christof V. Steinbeck
Birthday: 11 - 04 - 12 A.D.
Birthplace: Wherever my head popped out
Current Location: In you thoughts
Eye Color: stunning
Hair Color: day to day
Height: standing or sitting?
Right Handed or Left Handed: what activity?
Your Heritage: lets just say i recieve reparations
The Shoes You Wore Today: reebok pumps- michael changs
Your Weakness: lower-decline press
Your Fears: carnies, horses, crosswalks
Your Perfect Pizza: mike (the catcher)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: grow an inch
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Christof???
Thoughts First Waking Up: should i be this hungry?
Your Best Physical Feature: femur
Your Bedtime: 8:90
Your Most Missed Memory: My head poppin' out
Pepsi or Coke: RC
MacDonalds or Burger King: Arbys
Single or Group Dates: Juicy Plums
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: yes
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: yeah
Do you Swear: yeah
Do you Sing: yeah
Do you Shower Daily: why?
Have you Been in Love: today?
Do you want to go to College: fuck no
Do you want to get Married: fuck no
Do you belive in yourself: fuck no
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: fuckin'aye yeah
Are you a Health Freak: i am a health spook
Do you get along with your Parents: i hatem
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: butt trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: maybe
In the past month have you Smoked: maybe
In the past month have you been on : drugs? but of course
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Ever been called a Tease: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no wait yes
How do you want to Die: aligator in a lake
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a japan man
What country would you most like to Visit: america (and i did it!!!)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: yellow
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: above my waist
Weight: whatev
Best Clothing Style: optional
Number of I have taken: trigger pulls? 10
Number of CDs I own: whats a CD?
Number of Piercings: yes
Number of Tattoos: ok
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1/2
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