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brian

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About Me

Whacha wanna know? Ax me a querstion im not shy

My Interests

Hmmm I like to workout, actually no, I hate it but it's a must do. I like music, a lot. I like cars, too much. I like shopping, which can be cardio if executed well. I am also interested in curing cancer, aids, and feeding the hungry children that Sally Struthers missed.

I'd like to meet:

Santa Clause,, Roseanne Barr & Rosie ODonnell & Ellen ( I adore them and I just want to be her friend - maybe I am a lesbian ) Mariah Carey (dont you want to party with that crazy) , Barbara Walters, Kelly Clarkson & Someone who can put up with my shit

Music:

Kelly Clarkson rocks my world (addicted)! I like it all from Mariah (she's on fiah) to Roseanne Cash and Patti Griffin. I like Tori Amos (if you can handle depression)--don't forget 6th pence and The Cardigans. But sometimes you gotta have some ole schoo Whitney (I wanna dance with somebody, I gots tah feel the heat with some booty) Postal Service, pretty much lots of stuff

Movies:

Crash, Magnolia, Brokeback, Notebook (for Rebecca), MEAN GIRLS (changed my life you fugly whores), & Waiting to Exhale ( I might have a whitney problem) I like comedians-- check out Whoopi on Broadway and Ellen on HBO for a good time.

Television:

Sex & the City (i still laugh even on TBS), WEEDS, Will and Grace, ROSEANNE, THe View, ELLEN, OPRAH, Marthas Apprentice rip, Golden Girls-- The only thing saving me is I don't watch QVC (much) ((anymore)) (((since that whole credit card-on air fiasco))) ((((you can never have too many steak knives)))) it was a bad joke i admit

Books:

The Giving Tree and Jackie Collins Hollywood Wives

Heroes:

Anyone who has the courage to be themself or is it themselves? Anybody who can talk good english.

My Blog

Paris, leave Rwanda alone

They've been through enough! What is she going to do? Give a concert? Save them from that! Is she going to wear coutoure? Show them her vag-j-jay? Leave them be woman. You can't exploit your spolied c...
Posted by brian on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:20:00 PST

god, i love bloody marys

i havent blogged in a long time- lots is different and still the same. So, there is a belief that the energy you put out there is the energy you get back- I am going to write a breif list of my favor...
Posted by brian on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:23:00 PST

to hell and back

its been a while since i blogged- guess i didnt have much to say. but tonight i have been to hell and back. i realized this as i sat in the back of a limo racing home and feeling as troubled, yet glam...
Posted by brian on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:41:00 PST

pink blur

so the pink party was a week ago... and it's all just a blur. thank you to all those that came out to help me celebrate another year. i dont feel any older or wiser for sure. I am still finding pink b...
Posted by brian on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:16:00 PST

independence day

happy 4th to you all. its been a while since i have blogged, mostly because i didnt feel that i had that much to say. also i have had no celebrity encouters- yes, life is dull. so i decided to take th...
Posted by brian on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST

oh hell no, again

Tired of living in filth, I decide to hire another housekeeper. What is it with me and housekeepers? They run away screaming? Am I that dirty?Well today I figured it out.Through a random casual acquai...
Posted by brian on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:08:00 PST

the thought that counts

they say its the thought that counts. ive been in Colorado Springs for an Evangelical Press Association meeting. First, CO Springs- not happening. Second, I am not a Bible thumper.Ok, so I am so bored...
Posted by brian on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

Charleston

CHAS is beautiful. Despite the tornado/hurricane- its gorgeous. not at all what i expected. Old architecture reminds me of New Orleans pre-Katrina. BUt more quaint - nice sandy beaches. But I am not ...
Posted by brian on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:42:00 PST

please read this OUR Prejudices OURselves

"Our Prejudices, Ourselves"AMERICA is watching Don Imus's self-immolation in a state of shock and awe. And I'm watching America with wry amusement.Since I'm a second-class citizen -- a gay man -- my s...
Posted by brian on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:48:00 PST

preach it

some of my readers (u shall remain nameless because i delete your hateful comments) think that i can be a bit on the preachy side at times. so, i thought i would bring you today's message from god and...
Posted by brian on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:02:00 PST