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the nfl

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a 29 year old man-boy who likes cartoons, hot dogs, beer, baseball, music and smoking. I created my layout at KillerKiwi.net

My Interests

beer, sex, beer, advanced physics, beer.

I'd like to meet:

someone who loves to make noise in deaf child areas

Music:

barbershop quartet, gregorian chant, and maroon 5.

Movies:

Snuff films and vintage pharmecutical ads.

Television:

Brewers, Packers, Spongebob, TCM.

Books:

Phillip K. Dick, Faulkner, Bradbury, Anthony Burgess, Richard Brautigan, Playboy

Heroes:

Bob Uecker, Kurt Bloch, Vanna White.

My Blog

Lost Causes

I have just finished viewing Mr. Smith Goes to Washington for the 3rd time in my life. I usually don't give art much credit for the movements in can make in our hearts or our world, but I feel quite c...
Posted by the nfl on Wed, 21 May 2008 02:40:00 PST

the vast unknow

wowee zowee, what a great weekend. got to see some old friends, been writing some new music, which has been quite awhile for the ole nflster, and have actually had the good fortune and balls to talk a...
Posted by the nfl on Mon, 19 May 2008 04:08:00 PST

the secret of life

now I realize, that most of you out there have nice daytime jobs and spouses and you get to meet your friends for happy hour and mow the lawn in the morning and enjoy all the good things about america...
Posted by the nfl on Wed, 14 May 2008 02:10:00 PST

Los Angeles will be like silly putty in our hands.

I was speaking with one of my wives this morning about how the paradigm of plastic surgery and college-boy hip-hop have finally infiltrated our borders and asked if this was enough for me to give the ...
Posted by the nfl on Tue, 13 May 2008 02:02:00 PST

which one is the devil; yin or yang?

So, I had a lot of fun tonight without spending a lot of money, does that mean i live in guatemala? Or was tonight just really lucky? I still haven't fulfilled my vernal duties to the universe, but I ...
Posted by the nfl on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:44:00 PST

al gore looks sexy in a leotard

So, goldangit, we're halfway through spring and i've yet to mate or kill a rival male. does this have something to do with the greenhouse effect? i'm definitely blaming the brewers 5 game losing strea...
Posted by the nfl on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:26:00 PST

I farted.

I woke up this morning after swallowing air all night and I farted my dad out. Except he was just a gaseous version of my dad and he dissapeared when he got mixed up with the smoke of my cigarette. Th...
Posted by the nfl on Wed, 07 May 2008 12:01:00 PST

lefsa literacy

It seems like the whole internet these days is full of people who are behind the times and haven't noticed what's happening around them. Is it just a paranoid delusion of mine, or are there way too ma...
Posted by the nfl on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:27:00 PST

vernal vernacular

there’s nothing like spring to wake you up out of hibernation. trouble is, i think i just woke up from the last three years. between crazy women, kids, unkids, cancer and the lack of passion fo...
Posted by the nfl on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:47:00 PST

march fourth packer fans!

Omigolly, Favre retired today! Well maybe we can see what Majkowski's up to. I know it's going to be a very quiet day at work, I mean let's face it, this is Wisconsin, the Packers are a religion and...
Posted by the nfl on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:26:00 PST