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I'm ...Lost and Strung Out in Phoenix

A cat falls in to a pool, a Rooster laughs. Moral of story, wet pussy makes cock feel good.

About Me

Currently in Phoenix, Az. building flight time. doing what i love to do. fly.
have you ever seen the cartoons where character A swings a bat at character B, misses, hits a rubber object and has the bat hit them in the face? yeah, ive done that, with an aluminum bat. but not on purpose.
Nintendo dates back to 1889, when a man named Fusajiro Yamauchi started a playing card company in Kyoto. His grandson Hiroshi Yamauchi became president of the company in 1950 and renamed it Nintendo PLaying Card Co. Ltd. in 1951. The word nintendo can be roughly translated as "leave luck to heaven." In 1985, Nintendo introduced the Nintendo Entertainment System to America; it came with threee games: R.O.B (Robotic Operating Buddy), Duck Hunt, and Super Mario Bros.
"There is something that cant be expressed by words, human emotion. emotions of the heart cant be tucked away in a closet. theres a way to know the emotions, look in to the eyes. the girl lied to me and i believed her. the gentleman lied to me when i trusted him. but the moment i looked in to his eyes the angel of destiny began to unravel the truth. just look in to their eyes, there is only one truth" -vash"

Nine Rules to Live By:
1.
In all things, practice moderation. Except with regard to whiskey, ale and beer.
2. Be kind to animals, to children, to the elderly and to anyone else who can fetch you a pint.
3. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Better yet, trade the damn lemons for some barley and yeast and brew yourself some ale.
4. Silence is golden, but ale is goldener
5. Patience is virtue. Remember this when letting the pint settle.
6. The truth shal set you free. This does not apply when the question is "How many pints have you had?"
7. Never use profanity. Unless the goddamn pub is closed.
8. Never leave a pint undrained; it gives the glass low self-esteem
9. Always choose your words carefully, especially if youre slurring.
Bud Light Is Alright
"Dont Beer Someone Else, Just Beer Yourself."
AIM = peepintoms69
Comments Go In The Little Box BelowLets Get Drunk!!

My Interests

kicking your ass at nintendo, being with friends, soccer, snowboarding, flying, drinking, drinking games, hott naked girls, riding my bike, off roading, vacations with friends, goin to new york, and vegas, sunsets, sitting at the beach at night, going on adventures and exploring things, destroying things, playing with fire, skateboarding, the naked game, watching movies, going to concerts, dargans, guiness, tattoos, randomness, ...lost energy drinks, and hot tubbin.


I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

A good lesson:
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee replied simply, "The one you feed."

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I'd like to meet:

a girl who can give me a challenge at video games, not afraid to try new things, can keep up with me on a bike, isnt afraid of heights or small planes, knows how to snowboard. relaxed, friendly, open minded personality. and either plays or likes soccer.

pretty much anyone down to earth, with an open mind.

My Friends Own
I have 16 friends.

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Music:

punk.....
STRUNG OUT best band ever
STRAIGHT FORWARD
Face to Face (one of the greatest bands to have ever existed)
Pulley
Good Riddance

Lagwagon
Rise Against
Senses Fail
Home Grown
Pennywise
98 Mute
Stole Your Woman
Dropkick Murphys
Flogging Molly
The Tossers
All In Good Time
Dynamite Boy
Ten Foot Pole
Zero Down
Bullets and Octane
30 Foot Fall
Guttermouth
Slick Shoes
Thrice
Rufio

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No Use for a Name
Slimer
Sack Lunch
No Motiv
Trust Company
Fenix TX
NOFX
Simply Lost

Movies:

BREAKDANCING
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Television:

pretty much anything interesting.

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Books:

anything by clive cussler
i find this to be quite interesting....
10 Things Every Parent, Teenager & Teacher Should Know About Marijuana
"Prohibition...goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded."
-- Abraham Lincoln December, 1840
This pamphlet was researched and produced as a public service by the Family Council on Drug Awareness P.O. Box 71093, LA CA 90071-0093
Additional copies available from:
BACH, PO Box 71093, L.A., CA 90071-0093 35 cents apiece, Ten for $2.00, 100 for $10
1 Q. What is Marijuana?
A. "Marijuana" refers to the dried leaves and flowers of the cannabis plant [1], which contain the non-narcotic chemical THC at various potencies. It is smoked or eaten to produce the feeling of being "high." The different strains of this herb produce different sensual effects, ranging from sedative to stimulant.
2 Q. Who Uses Marijuana?
A. There is no simple profile of a typical marijuana user. It has been used for 1000s of years for medical, social, and religious reasons and for relaxation [2]. Several of our Presidents [3] are believed to have smoked it. One out of every five Americans say they have tried it. And it is still popular among artists, writers, musicians, activists, lawyers, inventors, working people, etc.
3 Q. How Long Have People Been Using Marijuana?
A. Marijuana has been used since ancient times [4]. While field hands and working people have often smoked the raw plant, aristocrats historically prefer hashish [5] made from the cured flowers of the plant. It was not seen as a problem until a calculated disinformation [sic] campaign was launched in the 1930s [6], and the first American laws against using it were passed [7].
4 Q. Is Marijuana Addictive?
A. No, it is not [8]. Most users are moderate consumers who smoke it socially to relax. We now know that 10% of our population have "addictive personalities" and they are neither more nor less likely to overindulge in cannabis than in anything else. On a relative scale, marijuana is less habit forming than either sugar or chocolate but more so than anchovies. Sociologists report a general pattern of marijuana use that peaks in the early adult years, followed by a period of levelling off and then a gradual reduction in use [9].
5 Q. Has Anyone Ever Died From Smoking Marijuana?
A. No; not one single case, not ever. THC is one of the few chemicals for which there is no known toxic amount [10]. The federal agency NIDA says that autopsies reveal that 75 people per year are high on marijuana when they die: this does not mean that marijuana caused or was even a factor in their deaths. The chart below compares the number of deaths attributable to selected substances in a typical year:
Tobacco...............................340,000 - 395,000 Alcohol (excluding crime/accidents).............125,000+ Drug Overdose (prescription)............24,000 - 27,000 Drug Overdose (illegal)...................3,800 - 5,200 Marijuana.............................................0
*Source: U.S. Government Bureau of Mortality Statistics, 1987
6 Q. Does Marijuana Lead to Crime and/or Hard Drugs?
A. No [11]. The only crime most marijuana users commit is that they use marijuana. And, while many people who abuse dangerous drugs also smoke marijuana, the old "stepping stone" theory is now discredited, since virtually all of them started out "using" legal drugs like sugar, coffee, cigarettes, alcohol, etc.
7 Q. Does Marijuana Make People Violent?
A. No. In fact, Federal Bureau of Narcotics director Harry Anslinger once told Congress just the opposite - that it leads to non-violence and pacifism [12]. If he was telling the truth (which he and key federal agencies have not often done regarding marijuana), then re-legalizing marijuana should be considered as one way to curb violence in our cities. The simple fact is that marijuana does not change your basic personality. The government says that over 20 million Americans still smoke it, probably including some of the nicest people you know.
8 Q. How Does Marijuana Affect Your Health?
A. Smoking anything is not healthy, but marijuana is less dangerous than tobacco and people smoke less of it at a time. This health risk can be avoided by eating the plant instead of smoking it [13], or can be reduced by smoking smaller amounts of stronger marijuana. There is no proof that marijuana causes serious health or sexual problems [14] but, like alcohol, its use by children or adolescents is discouraged. Cannabis is a medicinal herb that has hundreds of proven, valuable theraputic uses - from stress reduction to glaucoma to asthma to cancer therapy, etc. [15].
9 Q. What About All Those Scary Statistics and Studies?
A. Most were prepared as scare tactics for the government by Dr. Gabriel Nahas, and were so biased and unscientific that Nahas was fired by the National Institute of Health [16] and finally renounced his own studies as meaningless [17]. For one experiment, he suffocated monkeys for five minutes at a time, using proportionately more smoke than the average user inhales in an entire lifetime [18]. The other studies that claim sensational health risks are also suspect, since they lack controls and produce results which cannot be replicated or independently verified [19].
10 Q. What Can I Do About Marijuana?
A. No independent government panel that has studied marijuana has ever recommended jail for users [20]. Concerned persons should therefore ask their legislators to re-legalize and tax this plant, subject to age limits and regulations similar to those on alcohol and tobacco.
For More Information, Write: Family Coucil on Drug Awareness P.O. Box 71093, LA CA 90071-0093
FOOTNOTES TO THE TEXT:
1. The same plant, known as hemp, has an estimated 50,000 non-drug commercial uses including paper, textiles, fuels, food and sealants, but these uses are also banned by existing laws. Sources: Encyclopedia Britannica, federal documents and historical records.
2. Coptic Christians, Rhastafarnians [sic], Shintos, Hinus, Buddhists, Sufis, Essenes, Zoroastrians, Bantus, and many other sects have traditions that consider the plant to have religious value.
3. Their personal correspondence and records reveal that U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, and others smoked hashish, as did Benjamin Franklin and Mary Todd Lincoln. President John F. Kennedy is also reported to have smoked marijuana to relieve his back pain. Many of America's greatest leaders and Founding Fathers (including George Washington) were hemp farmers. Sources: National Archives, published reports.
4. Archeologists report that cannabis was possibly the first plant cultivated by humans - about 8000 B.C. - and was used for linen, paper, and garments. Source: Columbia University, _History of the World_. It was being smoked in China and India as early as 2700 B.C.
5. Turkish smoking parlors were popular in both Europe and America. as well as the Middle and Far East, as recently as the turn of the Century.
6. The exhaustive Indian Hemp "Raj" Commission report (1986) by British authorities found no reason to restrict its use. But the notorious yellow journalist William Randolph Hearst fabricated and published horror stories about marijuana that were eventually investigated and shown to be lies, but not until long after the marijuana prohibition was enacted in 1938. Source: Larry Sloman, _Reefer Madness_.
7. Laws against marijuana were passed a year after the invention of a machine to harvest and process hemp so it could compete commercially against businesses owned by Hearst, the DuPonts and other powerful families. Source: Jack Herer, _The Emporor Wears No Clothes_.
8. Marijuana does not lead to physical dependency. Costa Rican Study, 1980; Jamaican Study, 1975; Nixon Blue Ribbon Report, 1972, et. al.
9. Source: Psychology Today, Newsweek, et.al.
10. Source: All univerity medical studies: UCLA, Harvard, Temple, etc.
11. Costa Rican Study, 1980; Jamaican Study, 1975; "The legal drugs for adults, such as alcohol and tobacco...precede the use of all illicit drugs." Source: National Academy of Sciences.
12. The FBI reports that 65-75% of criminal violence is alcohol related. "Pacifist syndrome" testimony was given by Federal Bureau of Narcotics Director Harry Anslinger before Congress (1948). However, the "Siler" Study conducted by the U.S in Panama (1931) reported "no impairment" in military personnel who smoked marijuana while off duty.
13. "The only clinically significant medical problem is that scientifically linked to marijuana is bronchitis. Like smoking tobacco, the treatment is the same: stop smoking." Source: Dr. Fred Oerther, M.D.
14. Coptic study (UCLA), 1981; "There is not yet any conclusive evidence as to whether prolonged use of marijuana causes permanent changes in the nervous system or sustained impairment of brain function and behavior in human beings." Source: National Academy of Sciences.
15. Source: Dr. Tod Mikuriya, _Marijuana Medical Papers_. Marijuana could replace at least 10-20% of prescribed drugs now in use. Source: Dr. Raphael Mechoulam. Marijuana was a major active ingredient in 40-50% of patent medicines before its ban.
16. 1976
17. 1983
18. The U.S. Government reports that the oral dose of cannabis required to kill a mouse is about 40,000 times the dose required to produce symptoms of intoxication in man. Source: Lowe, _Journal of Pharmacological and Experimental Therapeutics_, Oct. 1946.
19. In another famous study, Heath/Tulane (1974), wild monkeys were brutally captured, then virtually suffocated in marijuana smoke over a period of 90 days. Source: National Institute of Health.
20. Examples: the "LaGuardia" Committee Report (New York, 1944) and President Richard Nixon's Blue Ribbon "Shafer" Commission (1972).

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My Blog

Conn's Idea, with me as the Only supporter.

in august of 06, Conn had an idea, which only I supported. below is an article of what became of that idea 9months later...       Doing the Vegas scoot   BY KATHLEEN HENNESSEY...
Posted by I'm ...Lost and Strung Out in Phoenix on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:44:00 PST

My Grandfather...

This is what my grandfather had accomplished at the gae of 23. He was later given the status of Flying Ace. ...
Posted by I'm ...Lost and Strung Out in Phoenix on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:08:00 PST

so, im not too sure what it is...

actually, yes i am. i know exactly what it is. and it really bothers me. and kinda makes me sad. (maybe some of you have noticed, though i usually hide it well.)  i wish that i had more time to t...
Posted by I'm ...Lost and Strung Out in Phoenix on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:25:00 PST

Ultimate Devotion

Strung Out "Ultimate Devotion"One o one point one FahrenheitTo some it's a fever, to her it's just rightand I can't hold herand it's bringin' me downher blood runs hot but her heart beats colda devil ...
Posted by I'm ...Lost and Strung Out in Phoenix on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

WARNING FOR ALL MEN. READ THIS NOW.

Police are warning all men who frequently visit clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market call...
Posted by I'm ...Lost and Strung Out in Phoenix on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:07:00 PST

SEX-ED.

SEX ED Current mood: horny Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is ...
Posted by I'm ...Lost and Strung Out in Phoenix on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:12:00 PST

if i saw this i would be scared.....

  yeah so i would be kinda scared if i was goin down on some chic and saw this....   ...
Posted by I'm ...Lost and Strung Out in Phoenix on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Posted by I'm ...Lost and Strung Out in Phoenix on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Good Friend, Alcohol!

Being drunk! Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the gam...
Posted by I'm ...Lost and Strung Out in Phoenix on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is funny...


Posted by I'm ...Lost and Strung Out in Phoenix on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST