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192.168.1.1

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

This is my wonderful menagerie of ideas and spew of thoughts. Welcome.Presently however, I am attending Roanoke College, down in Salem, VA (in the Blue Ridge Mtns)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James Anthony Ferguson Esq.
Birthday: 11:24am October 27 (1986)
Birthplace: Beth Israel Hospital, Queens New York
Current Location: House- Sewickley, PA
Eye Color: Blue/Greenish
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11'' (6'3'' With 'fro)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Scottish Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Birkenstocks
Your Weakness: Attractive Women, Food
Your Fears: NEEDLES, insects with needle like things
Your Perfect Pizza: Bacon and Pepperoni, Deep Dish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 3.0 in College
The Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck.
Your Best Physical Feature: ASS
Your Bedtime: 5 am or 3 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: High School
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, WATER
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac Donald's (Hey, I own stock)
Single or Group Dates: Group to start out, single after like 2
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, WATER
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, Cappuccino's for BITCHES
Do you Smoke: Errrr..... I won't refuse a smoke
Do you Swear: What the fuck do you think bitch?
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: I try.
Have you Been in Love: Nope, there is no such thing
Do you want to go to College: Presently Attending
Do you want to get Married: Dunno, too early to say.
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope.
Are you a Health Freak: Fat = NO
Do you get along with your Parents: Nope.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup.
In the past month have you been on Stage: The World's a stage, so yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Dumped, or Dumped upon?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes.
Ever been Drunk: Heh, it's called COLLEGE
Ever been called a Tease: nope.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, sucker punched though.
Ever Shoplifted:
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Stay-at-Home dad
What country would you most like to Visit: England//Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Green
Favourite Hair Color: Don't Care
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 5'6" - 5'8" (Don't care as long as it's not 6'3"+)
Weight: Not fat
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Piercings: Needles = Fear.
Number of Tattoos: Once Again, Needles = Fear
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Quite a few, but fuck the past.

My Interests

Lacrosse, Movies, Video Games (PC), Reading, Surfing the Internet.

I'd like to meet:

Hitler, Jesus (LOL), Albert Einstein, Jon Stewart, Achillies, Thomas Jefferson

Music:

Shit, here it goes:(For the most part in Alphabetical order)Aerosmith, Afroman, Alice in Chains, Andrew W.K., And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Antiflag, Bare Naked Ladies, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Black Sabboth, Bloodhound Gang, Blues Traveler, Bob Marley, Buggles, The Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Cypress Hill, Dispatch, DMX, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Eve 6, Everclear, Flogging Molly, Goo Goo Dolls, Greenday, Hoobastank, Infected Mushroom, Jane's Addiction, Jay-Z, Jet, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Metallica, Mirah, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, N.W.A., Oasis, Outkast, Ozzy Fucking Osbourne, Pearl Jam, Pedro the Lion, Phantom Planet, Powerman 5000, Phish, The Polyphoric Spree, Radiohead, Ramnstein, The Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Run DMC, Rusted Root, Serial Joe, Simon & Garfunkel, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Steve Vai, Sugar Ray, U2, The Velvet Underground, Weezer

Television:

South Park, Mythbusters, Nip/Tuck, Prisonbreak, BBC World News, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Books:

Anything that's not OOHHH SUSPENSE!!!, or Self-Help, western, mystery, or love novel. Pretty much anything realistic fiction is probally a safe bet.

My Blog

I h8 fake ppl

Dear world,I hate my life. Everyone around is fake as shit.  I come home and my best friend's fucking my dream girl. What a fucking joke. I confront him and he totally blows me off, and then I he...
Posted by 192.168.1.1 on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:36:00 PST

ATTN: Heather, Julie, Lisa, Katie, and all you other webcam whores.

Yeah, these goddamn messages by these damn  "bots" is qquite pissing me off... I've checked MySpace like 20 times tonite (because I was high as a kite, and OCDing) and every single time I have ne...
Posted by 192.168.1.1 on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 02:56:00 PST

Shitty Music + an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Yup, it is infact Christian Death Metal... Quite entertaining... Anyhow. >> >>> >> >>>>> >>>>>>>>>> <3<3<3&...
Posted by 192.168.1.1 on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:40:00 PST

Fuck Google

Yup, fuck you you motherfucking shit hole. Fuck fuck and fuck some more. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong having a giant fucking orgy in the middle of your fucking backyard. ^ What a sight that...
Posted by 192.168.1.1 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sucka nut faggot

yes, suck a nut, all of you faggots. sweet fucking shit, i never knew how much being poor sucked. I have -$6.23 to my name, no job, and no food. Being fat, this sucks. Wow like to bitch... Bitc...
Posted by 192.168.1.1 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST