alexis

If you don't like sarcasm or wicked humor you won't get me. Oh, and if you take yourself too seriously or can't make fun of yourself, I probably won't get and/or be annoyed by you. So...I'm 27(refer to the left in case you weren't paying attention); I'm a fierce mother; I put up with a lot of shit; I eat the shit out of Ritz crackers; I like the post-crack head look(that whole Johny Depp,Mick Jager thing); I enjoy interaction with douche bags;I play with my hair constantly; I love make-up; I was born in Texas;I also like boyish looking men...I just thought of that;I'm thinkin about just saying "fuck it" and becoming a lesbian; I have no patiences with pumping gas because that fuckin timer stops it at 30 cents before what you payed for; I smoke; I hate golf but love falling to sleep to it; Commercials have made me cry; I'm a proud Greek; I like my hands; I have a phobia of transexuals(I'm not joking); I'm border line too thin but I think it's hot; I HATE alcohol; I wish I could do magic tricks; I have a specific way that I eat McD's chicken nuggets; I still lick playdo sometimes; I love elephants; I get really frisky during thunderstorms; I ran over a dog a few years ago; Chances are I've slept with someone you know; I hate the split second of anticipation when using eye drops; A guy paid me to kiss him one time... that's all I got for now.