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You Are An ENFP
The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.
You Are 40% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation, and damn it...you want the best beer!
You posess a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. Are You An Asshole Like Amanda?
You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)
You're logical, driven, and ruthless.
You'd make a mighty fine lawyer, and an evil one at that! What Advanced Degree Should You Blow Your Money On?
You Are 92% Republican
You are a card carrying Republican, and a pretty far right one at that!
There's no chance anyone would ever mistake you for a Democrat. If they did, you would no doubt still be laughing as you shot them with your 38 special. How Republican Are You?
You Are Most Like George W. Bush
So what if you're not exactly popular? You still rule the free world.And while you may be quite conservative now, you knew how to party back in the day! You don't take shit from assholes like Pelosi, and just the thought of Hillary Clinton's testosterone-laden features is enough to make you celibate for a month. You eat liberals for lunch, and find their reasoning entirely devoid of the logic posessed by even the simplest of primates. The media has no problem bashing you, even going so far as to flat-out lie, just to demonize you to the American public. You'd love to hand a shotgun to Cheney and have him just start picking off the reporters one by one, but you feel that some of the anti-gun crowd may bitch about it...so you refrain.
What Modern US President Are You Most Like? If It's Clinton Then You Need To Get The Hell Off Of Amanda's Page!
The Part of You That No One Sees
You are aloof, mysterious, and distant.
People feel like they really don't know the true you...
Yet they're still drawn to you, almost by magnetic force.
Underneath it all, you don't even really feel like you know yourself.
It's easier to put on a front than really think about your life's purpose.
You tend to seem pretentious, but it's just a mechanism you use to push people away. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
You Are a Newborn Soul
You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance.
On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others.
You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative.
Noconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you.
Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter.
You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything.
You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships.
Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You? I was lame enough to do this quiz, you can be lame too!!!
Inquiring Minds
I LOVE to have new friends here, but before you add me there are a few things you should know. Much of this could be found out through actually reading my blog, but I understand that very few people take the time to go through such a task when it comes to 'virtual friends'...hell, it's hard enough to keep up with our everyday friends, eh? That said, I am not always the best at getting back with everyone right away. It isn't that I'm trying to be rude or anything. I'm not full of myself, or full of some innate sense of self-importance. I just go through periods of being much too busy. It is usually around this time that people begin to get offended. This happened a few weeks back when my son and I both had the flu, and a whole lotta people were super pissed at me for not responding to them right away. I felt bad, but it was beyond my control. So if you are really sensitive, or if you take myspace far too seriously, then you may not want to add me. Also, if you were thinking about adding me so you can try to convert me religiously...don't bother. I'm not about to convert to Islam or anything crazy, nomatter how much you try to show me "the error of my ways". On another note, if you're a liberal/democrat/socialist, don't bother. I eat liberals for lunch, yum! So yeah, the basic point I'm trying to get across to you is that I'm not a very tolerant individual. I'm set in my ways...and you'd be hard-pressed to get much more than a brief sigh and a roll of the eyes from me. I'm all about political/religious debate, but I must warn you that I only respect factually-based arguments (an ideal that I have discovered is beyond the scope of the typical liberal knowledge-base). I have learned to respect the religious views of others, but that's about as far as I'll bend on that. In other words, various religions that don't affect my personal freedoms = good, liberals/socialists/democrats = bad!
Also, for the record, there are a few types of messages I will not respond to. If you are considering propositioning me for sex, a threesome, etc...please don't. It's disturbing that I even have to mention that, but I have learned from experience that I need to. Finally, and this is very important...if you do not support the troops (the United States Military), then don't even bother talking to me at all. I support the war on terrorism, regardless of how unpopular it has become. If you don't, then you are ignorant, and you need to just shut your mouth or go play in traffic. On my page, protesters will be shot on sight and shipped to France where they can rest among the other pansey-asses! Have a great day :)<br /