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About Me

To know me is to sometimes enjoy me. You might know me as Courtney, you might know me as Shez. Either way, I'm one in the same and I'll answer to both.I think cheese is great. Quite possibly the best food in existence. Stinky cheese, smooth cheese, lumpy cheese, mild cheese...mmmmmm cheese.I'm a homebody. I don't get out much. That's the way I like it. Actually, that's a lie. I get out a fair amount these days. I'm just picky about where I get out to. If it requires a certain degree of coolness to attend, then I'm afraid I'm not going to bother. And my newest pet peeve? Having a tattoo is not an invitation for you to touch me. If I wanted you to touch me, I'd say "Hey there, big boy/ jackass/ motherfucker/ ye of the small penis, why don't you stroke me like a pair of cheap corduroy pants that your mom made you wear to your grandmother's house for Christmas back in 1978?" I like my cats. No, I love my cats. I also like big butts, I can not lie. Did I mention that I quite enjoy cheese?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi, Madam Curie, a good friend, old friends. In short, if I don't already know you, I'm probably not looking for you.*******I'm just curious, can you read? If not, how have you gotten this far in life without that invaluable skill? I am in a relationship. I don't want to chat with you, email with you, talk to you on the phone, or any combination of the above. If you're inviting me to be your friend because I have big boobs, or because you're local to me and "looking for fun," or because you think I'm a skank who will fuck you...I've got news for you: Keep looking. If you choose to message me using that fucking "AIM Speak" or whatever the fuck you want to call it, or if your profile is written using it, I'll write you off in a heartbeat.

My Blog

Allow me to gush.

As most people know, I have cats. Three cats, to be precise, although one of them isn't really MY cat. I have two of the most awesome cats ever spawned. I would like to introduce you to Frankie & Bowi...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 10:39:00 GMT

Slightly Scared.

There is never a good time of the year to be unemployed, but this time of the year has to be the absolute worst. The evil boss from Hades terminated my employment on November 14th. Which, I know is a ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:42:00 GMT

Maybe I’m asking too much.

But I don't feel like it's asking too much to have a job where you're treated fairly, paid what you deserve and have some benefits, to boot. I've been putting my resume out there, looking for somethin...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:38:00 GMT

Assorted.

-Job still sucks. Well, the job is okay, the boss is still crazy. -What is wrong with kids in their early 20's these days? It's like instructions go in one ear and right out the other.-I craving somet...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:53:00 GMT

Just to get by, just to get by.

As much as I enjoy my actual JOB, I do not enjoy the treatment that my boss gives me. Being yelled at, screamed at, talked to in a condescending voice, working 50-60 hours a week (and not making jacks...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:54:00 GMT

Being (un)Productive.

So...I've been running our office for the past week. The boss is in California and was supposed to return this evening. I was all "Great. She'll want to come in and work on Friday and even though it's...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:50:00 GMT

At what point does one become overworked?

I am so pooped. Week before last I worked 50 hours and then went to Asheville and worked at a wedding. This week was another 50 hours and I've got a wedding today.Next weekend, I have no weddings but ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:34:00 GMT

Too damn hot.

It's only June....what is today? June 8th? And it's hot as fucking balls outside. I do NOT like hot weather, much less insanely hot, record breaking heat in early June. Fuck t...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:19:00 GMT

I can breathe.

I've been so busy over the past couple of weeks that I swear I haven't had a chance to draw a breath. I started a new job a couple of weeks ago and I managed to work 58.25 hours my first week. In addi...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:26:00 GMT

I’m in a pickle.

And if you know me, you know that I love pickles. Espcially the dill variety. Bread & Butter not so much. So the Team Leader of the KW office I work in came to talk to me this morning about my lea...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:50:00 GMT