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David Mascorro

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

For as long as I can remember I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. I love to make people laugh and I get great satisfaction sharing my ideas and point of view with thousands of people all across the U.S.I currently live in Chicago, the Windy City.I was born in TX in the back of my parents Mexican restaurant. They swear it was a hospital, but I still distinctly see waiters serving enchiladas in my first baby pictures.I grew up in a town called the "Cowboy Capital of the World", I won't say the name of the town but if you're near Google, give it a whirl and see what comes up. I traded my boots and cowboy hat for sneakers and winter wear and haven't looked back since.I love Chicago because it always keeps me happy, sad, exhilarated, tipsy, window shopping, bbq-ing, baseball watching, TV yelling, bus chasing, homeless person dodging, ipod-ing, day laboring, night fevering, couch sleeping, and most importantly I'm always perfoming stand-up comedy.I am always looking to make new friends and if you wanna share a laugh, come check out my Upcoming Shows Tabs.I love to travel all across the U.S and meeting all the great fans of comedy, you guys are the reason I get to live my dream, so to all of you out there, Thank you.Join my mailing list for updates on shows, clips and other fun stuff.Come on America, let's get to know one another!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

other comics, all over the world, and any fans of comedy!

My Blog

Carlin R.I.P. 1937-2008

I feel like my favorite uncle died. My house in cluttered with his albums, books and video from his HBO specials. I learned the 7 words you can't say from him and repeated them over and over again. H...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:18:00 GMT

That Last Drink is 90% Spit

Please, put that drink down.  Don't drink anymore, I can't stand it.  I didn't want to tell you but if none of your other so called "friends" will speak up I guess it's up to me. Ok, hear...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:42:00 GMT

Late Night Thoughts

4 o'clock in the morning is that perfect "what the fuck am I still doing up?" time. The Internet is an addictive bitch, I blame it on Google News and YouTube, it's like my crack if I could pack up&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:19:00 GMT