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About Me

Jed Johnson is an explosive one man singer-songwriter equipped with an electric-acoustic guitar and the vocal range and power of the entire history of the Motown label. With songs such as "Someone's a Liar" and "Selfish Waltz", Jed brings audiences into his unique vision of the world. Often humorous, always insightful, Jed's songs show you a little bit of his heart while you have a whole lot of fun.One of the most important parts of a Jed Johnson show is his connection with the audience. With a mixture of playful shyness, and good hard bone-tingling wailing, Jed has won over audiences around Los Angeles and plans to soon win them over across the Southwest. He will also soon be releasing his first EP, "Happy Fuffbay", a compilation of songs well-known by his loyal fanbase, and also some new ones destined to be favorites.Combining humor with emotional honesty, Jed's music strikes the same heartstrings as your favorite pop tunes but with the added weight of his experience and his unforgettable voice. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------- Jed has changed since the above was written. He is no longer playfully shy. He is an asshole now with an ego the size of the great state of texas. If you are an attractive lady and you are willing to put out, Jed will dedicate an EP to you.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/24/2004
Band Website: tvrecords.net
Band Members: Just me and whoever wants to help out.
Influences: The Mountain Goats, They Might be Giants, Jonathan Richman, Gangsta Rap
Sounds Like: When you wake up in the morning and know that today is going to be better than yesterday, and that even if it isn't there is no need to fear because one day you will wake up a winner.
Record Label: Television Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

My favorite thing to do on a thursday night

I Loooooooooooove talking to girls that I have crushes on about their guy problems. Woooooooooo! It's like a rollercoaster of love and satisfaction.
Posted by El Mulatto Blanco on Fri, 05 May 2006 01:16:00 PST

18 year old girls

I was just thinking about how many of my songs are about 18 year old girls. Considering that I didn't start writing songs until I was 21, I'm a little worried. Oh well, I guess barely legal is still l...
Posted by El Mulatto Blanco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Repost (Yech!)

Love actually Phritz118: hahahahaha MulattoBlanco: they should use this movie to heat houses in the winter MulattoBlanco: it is so full of warmth Phritz118: i think they did Phritz118: it had a...
Posted by El Mulatto Blanco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Two High Points of Chemotherapy today

One was when I assured the nurse that we were going to get through this then told her that if she needed anything that I would be right there in room 7 hooked up to an IV. The Second came when I lie...
Posted by El Mulatto Blanco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Dream from my latest nap

I was at a vampire museum. Somehow i got a hold of a little bottle of blood. Thne I heard the guy who own the museum say to a muesem employee that they were missing a little bottle of blood from dracu...
Posted by El Mulatto Blanco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And while I'm at it

I'm gonna take this opportunity to sing the praises of another fine television program. Star Trek" The Next Generation is amazing. Those of you who know me personally have no dobut already experienced...
Posted by El Mulatto Blanco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quantum Leap was a fine television program

I'm watching an episode where sam leaps into the body of a chimp that is supposed to be shot into space. It's educational and harrowing. Awesome. I might have to buy the first season on DVD.
Posted by El Mulatto Blanco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If you have ever been offended by ANYTHING please don't read this.

I had a really great dream last night. It was full of intrigue and horror and kittens. I usually hate kittens but these kitten were numerous and well behaved and loving and I think they talked. I won'...
Posted by El Mulatto Blanco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In the interest of more blog entries

MulattoBlanco: Man I am still sick and I think it's making me depressed. MulattoBlanco: god damn body chemisty Phritz118: i refuse to believe in sick anymore MulattoBlanco: why homo? MulattoBlanco...
Posted by El Mulatto Blanco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If anyone knows comedian Sarah Silverman

Please let her know that I would like to talk to her. I met her in a a karaoke bar a few years ago before I had seen any of her work, which I now LOVE more than most anything.
Posted by El Mulatto Blanco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST