As the saying goes... Mean People Suck.... I don't bite... but! i just may bite your ass if you're mean to me :)
love & licks.... big ups for us hounds and all other creatures in the 'hood.
Treat me kindly, my dear humanoid, for no bumba-clot other than Louie be digging your kindness no mo than I.
Don't don't be hitting me man... what's wit dat shit.. u stupid of someting? or leavin me in dee rain.. you rude man.
U patience and understanding of a doggie will more quickly teach me tings u'd like me to do... and it's good for dee spirit blood....
Chat and woof with me... for your voice is the world’s sweetest Jah music rising, as u know bumba... u must know when me fierce waggin' tail swings, it's yah footsteps that be dance steppin into me soft ears. yah... me ears super soft... and doze Q-tips make me go 'mmmmmmmmm..."
Keep me pan filled with fresh water, keep me dish with some hundi dumplin' but no beef or stupid stuff... and no olives or peppers. This ain't much, and me lovin' is me sincere expression... even when u forget & feed me late...
Hold me in your arms and u can call me "chooch, luigi, halla-louie or hono-louie"! Alles ist klar? And say the words "go bye bye", and dammmmmmmm me paws are risin high five for a stroll about ya yard man...be cool human... & nice to me fellow fuzzy creatures... RESPECT irie...
