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Hello Ladies and Gents of Myspace. This Is the Official (BRAND SPANKIN' NEW) myspace Page of Yours Truely, Matt aka the Coolest guy on myspace. Believe Your Eyes, this is NO joke and you are not on a hidden Camera show. Your one lucky click of the mouse has led you to possibly meet Myspace's MVP should you so Choose to embark on that path! Now that I know that I have caught your attention and have you subcontiously begging for more we can move on to more of a first name basis!My Name is Matthew Sassano III. I Am 22 years old. My hometown is known as (or "Not so known as") Canisteo, New York. (Not to be Confused with the Big Apple) This town is the exact opposite. It is a conglomerate of Rednecks of ALL kinds! Its deff. No tourist attraction but if you are looking for women with poor hygene, low education and more illiterate kids than Cabbage patch then you might consider moving here! Its almost as if Rednecks have developed some underground religion and this is their Mecca metaphorically speaking. Canisteo is the home of such wonders as the "World Famous Living sign" (I doubt you have heard of it so Its probably not world famous) and Acorn Markets a poor excuse for a hot spot in this town.I have been known to bring life to this dead town since the days of my youth and up to recent times. Being Funny, witty and not to mention dangerously good looking has served me well thus far. Im always pushing the limits to make people laugh! They say "humor is the spice of life" If that's the case I have more spice than Food network's Rachel Ray! lol Lame Its my passion to entertain people and EVEN MORE THAN THAT make a big impact on everyone I come in contact with on either a small or big scale! I have always been big into music and am just now breaking into drama and Acting!Although Some of you may still be cynical of my title, my term as "The Coolest Guy On Myspace" is NOT a new venture. I have been embraced locally and in diatnat lands as holder of this title. For quite a few years I have been meeting new friends on myspace, networking and selling Official Merch. YOU CAN NOW PURCHASE ONE OF MY BRAND SPANKIN NEW "IM FRIENDS WITH THE COOLEST GUY ON MYSPACE" T-SHIRTS! (just thought I would slip that advertisment in there)... Sadly a Disaster occured on Feb. 5, 2008. I got locked out of my myspace and had to start from sqare 1 again. After trying EVERYTHING and going as far as hiring hackers to recover what I lost I decided if I can do it once I can do it again! my old link is www.myspace.com/40258162 for those of you who might want to do a background check. I wont let that get me down. Its not about the Amount of comments, Its all about having people that strongly support you and actually give a crap about what you are doing. Same Guy, Different Page. If you would like to contact me on AIM please feel free.This is my Good Friend and Official "coolest guy on myspace" page manager Tiffany. She takes Care of any Complex page matienence issues that I cant or dont know how to deal with and is always thinking of new ways to promote the page! I thank her very much!ADD HER TO YOUR MYSPACE PAGE:www.myspace.com/tiffanyinwonderland