Alfredo Andres - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I drink to drown the pain, but the damn thing learned how to swim. I cant stand incompetence. I excuse ignorance then pity the culprit(s). I love all kinds of animals. Right now I am proud owner of five cats, three dogs, about a dozen chickens, one horse, one lorry, one turtle, and one goat. I love to write except sometimes I require a muse and they seem to be in high demand these days because I cant seem to find one. I got bit by the travel bug. I want to see the world before I die or get married which is almost the same thing without the whole decomposing thing. Baseball is Life. I am a workaholic.I don't like jail, they got the wrong kinda bars in there. An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Your Political Profile

Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

My Interests

Writing, music, equines and the cowgirls riding them, welkin, cooking, traveling the world before I die or get married, cigars, small batch bourbon, good wine, 24-hour diners at 4 am, chess, women in corsets, community involvement, the Star Wars Universe, Stanley Kubrick, Kurt Vonnegut, jackets, boots, hats, shot glasses, playing with my precious stinky puppy, spoiling my niece rotten and teaching my nephew to love the Dodgers instead of the Yankees like his father would like.

Music:

Eclectic. Been listening to a lot of Jay-Z, Elliot Smith and Inti-Illimani lately.

My Blog

Bit gross, but what do you expect when I'm bored at work?

KristenSo I read an article the other day that the Red Cross is offering residents of New Jersey and Pennsylvania $3,500 worth of gas through a raffleKennethSweet! Whats the catch? KristenDonate...
Posted by Raven / Alfredo on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:41:00 PST

Tuedsay Night Magic

I start my day off with my usual Tuesday routine of waking up, emails/myspace, shower, light meal, snail mail, read a little and I'm off to work. On the drive to work I start feeling a slight he...
Posted by Raven / Alfredo on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:58:00 PST

Wednesday Night Freak Show!

whoa...... So Wednesdays are my normal "day off", and I use the term carefully because those of you who know me and even some of you who have vacationed with me know that I'm always on the phone with ...
Posted by Raven / Alfredo on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:01:00 PST

Oh yeah and...

my parrot Yoda vanished and became one with the Force Friday morning.
Posted by Raven / Alfredo on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:23:00 PST

GOTCHA BITCH!

"I hope you washed your ass today... Its about to be kissed by a king."I kept quoting Braveheart yesterday needing some inspiration. Drank some Elijah Craig needing some relaxation. After ...
Posted by Raven / Alfredo on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:43:00 PST

So it goes

Kurt VonnegutBorn November 11, 1922 died April 11, 2007. (Speaking at Isaac Asimov's funeral) Isaac is in heaven now, that was the funniest thing I could have said to a crowd of Humanists....
Posted by Raven / Alfredo on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST

"Pill Induced"

"Pill Induced" Awaking from a pill induced slumber I shake the intricate weaving cob webs out of my still tired mind, I press forward on another mindless day. The noise from the...
Posted by Raven / Alfredo on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:34:00 PST

Muslim Feline

So I'm sitting in my sisters dining room playing with her notebook when she hands me a cd her husband gave her saying its some guy trying to pass himself off as Cat Stevens. The cd single was by som...
Posted by Raven / Alfredo on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:28:00 PST

Drunk, bored and depressed...

I do my best writing. Cant say I'm a huge fan of Kevin Smith but this one minute dialogue I wrote last night was inspired by Clerks as well as a few of my jawesome friends. Gimme feedback!...
Posted by Raven / Alfredo on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

Have You Ever

X if you have&.. (x) Smoked A Cigarette (x) Smoked A Cigar (x) Tried Weed ( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (x) Drank Alcohol So Far: 4 (x) Are / Been In Love (x) Been Dumped (x) Shoplifted ( ) B...
Posted by Raven / Alfredo on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST