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Mistress Anna Of Beaconsfield

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About Me

- "Isn't it terrible all the girls with boobs and you can't touch them."
Myself; i think i'm definately someone you have to get to know My name is Anna. I'm a bit.....different... Do dun daa...
I live in leicester which i think isn't so bad. We have running water, it's a novelty (Anyone been to download?). Most of you checking this page out already know me so i don't really need to explain about me...., i don't think i could put myself into words. So here's a brief summary.
I am NICE, for lack of a better word.. (Thats probably why i spend all my money getting everyone else drunk :P, then housing them..., feeding them.., climbing into bed with them when they're not loo....., whoops).
I go to college at a place called regent, it's super wicked innit' elephant god to my core. At my college, the men wear dresses, then go and lie down in the tennis field chanting goodness knows what. Leicester college go eat your boring chavy heart out. I take Government and Politics, Graphics and History (Why history? Well the answer is i'm a Sadomasochist)I spend most of my time in my room to be honest! But i'm never alone :p My house has been re named 'male brothel' and there is good reason for this...I don't know where they come from but they claim to be my friends :p They're pretty cool to be honest, although maybe a little retarded. LETS GO CAMP IN BARTON IN THE BEANS!!111 LOl2..oMG THATS mY mAThsS tEaChERS nAMe! hAHahAH sLUG! No wait.., better idea... LEtsTS gO Camp IN a TREE! IN ABBEY PARK! AT 3AM! WITH THE RAPISTs! -kicks self in face- Why does it hurt!!? I am a human catipillar. Sorry can't talk, got jesus in my mouth. Blobmon strikes again, theres no where you can hide, not even in the bath! sicky slippy attacks blobmon with punch in the mouth, oh no... MACHINE FUCKING HEAD *BEERRGGG* MACHINE FUCKING HEAD *bERRRGGH!* machine FUCKING heeeeeaad. I have had a troubled past, sometimes people call me yoda.-cough- love you all really :p
I like lacuna coil. And i think they like me too....... *stares*
Random event of the now: Brighton in Febuary!
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The moon! :P

Oh and...

Music:



Bands i have seen live:

Arch Enemy (twice)

Alkaline Trio

Alice In Chains

After Forever (twice)

Amon Amarth (twice)

Apocalyptica

Balance Of Silence (twice)

Bloodbath

Bleeding Through

Bullet For My Valentine (Twice)

Caliban

Candlemass

Cataract

Cradle of Filth

Dimmu Borgir

DragonForce (Three Times)

Drowning Pool

EdGuy

Equlibrium

Foo Fighters

Guns And Roses

Hammerfall (twice)

Hatebreed

Iron Savior

INME

In Flames

Ill Nino

Korn

Lacuna Coil (Four times =D)

Lamb Of God

Machine Head (twice)

Marilyn Manson

Metal Church

Mendeed

Metalium

Metallica

Nightwish

Oomph!

Pixies

Reckless Tide

Rise To Addiction

Seasons End

Strapping Young Lad (Twice)

Sentenced

Sonata Arctica

Suidakra

Soulfly

Stone Sour

Throwdown (twice)

Tool

Tristania

Trivium(twice)

Turisas

Within Temptation (three times)

And more that i have seen at festivals and haven't mentioned.

Movies:

Blade Runner, Taxi Driver, Final Fantasy Advent Children, Interstella 5555, Serenity and Silent Hill...., cause it freakls the shit of out me :P

Books:

The Wasp Factory by Ian Banks

Heroes:

Friends friends friends, espcially emma-pie cause i married her cause it was halloween and it seemed fitting. Even tho the rings don't cause they were 99p and meant for 5 year olds.... Which we are..., not. Er.But Seriously, heros of mine would be my dad for always pulling everything together and being so damn pacient and detatched with people.Also as strange as this may sound, i'm always taking advice from buffy the vampire slayer, that show covers everything :P (even cheeese) so the writers and creators of that too i guess. Cudos Joss Whedon!

My Blog

I'm bored so why not!

La la la laI push my hotdog into my hearrrrrrrtt it's the only thing that slowly stops the achhee, but it's made of all mustard i have to takkkee, (blah blah about jesus never sleeps) ALL I'VE GOT, AL...
Posted by Mistress Anna Of Beaconsfield on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST

Blue is Brown...., In anna land.

Ladys and gents..Does this hair look blue to youNo? Me nether.=|Hair products suck. Someone should send them a letter clearly stating, blue isTHIS COLOUR: Look at the pained face!Anyways..., yes. No b...
Posted by Mistress Anna Of Beaconsfield on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:16:00 PST

Dearly beloved..

my ff7 died.NOOoooO!O!O!O!O!O!O!O!O!O!!*goes to amazon and orders new copy*=|*feels fragile*
Posted by Mistress Anna Of Beaconsfield on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:18:00 PST