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About Me

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

My Interests

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more people who will put up with my antics

My Blog

scams and flams

why does every person, business, religion, whatever have to rip off honest, everyday people?  credit cards. the fine print. commercials. the deal thats always too good to be true.  is it so...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 00:20:00 GMT

who can get me to seattle this weekend?

car=dead.  big troubs.  probably be awhile until im mobile again.  anyone going to seattle this weekend and care to help me out with a ride?  ive got gas money and can dd.  ju...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:01:00 GMT

Housewarming Party Saturday!

All are welcome!  come check out the new digs.  play some pong of the beer or ping variety.  rock out.  show the neighbors we mean business! also, sadly ive given up my cellphone b...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:59:00 GMT

check out the new toy

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Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:43:00 GMT

waiting for radiohead

april 9th has arrived.  time to stay up all night to get prime tickets from the waste presale.  should be well worth it though to see them up front at a couple of shows.  waste presale...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:17:00 GMT

brett favre retires

Hallelujah.  please please please let this be the last of the crybabies.  if you cant go out with your knees in shambles and after several major concussions then i have no use for you. ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:30:00 GMT

new sasquatch festival page up

aww yeah.  lineup soon! http://sasquatchfestival.com/temp/   edit - sasquatch is 3 days this year and the lineup is released feb 25th.    
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:06:00 GMT

happiness is...

...steak and bacon mutiplayer n64 battles turning on the radio to the first chords of over the hills and far away avacado vaporizing returning to the fold i am america (and so can you) hot showers in ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:33:00 GMT

top 10 albums

thought id post this here maybe someone will be inspired to check out my 10 favorite albums evah. grandaddy - sumday guided by voices - isolation drills smashing pumpkins - siamese dream luna - romant...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:33:00 GMT

pick up the change

lately i feel like george costanza in the "summer of george" episode.  everything is whirling around in my head but i bet when things settle down ill be in a fine place.  i suppose im anxiou...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:21:00 GMT