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yuli

If something seems too GOOD to be true...it probably IS!

About Me


NOT ANOTHER DUMB ASS FAKE: PLEASE GO MAKE FUN AT THIS LOSER!THANKS!http://www.myspace.com/kareenahvue
AND YET ANOTHER FAKER..EXCEPT THIS ONE ACTUALLY BELIEVES SHE IS ME!
http://www.myspace.com/yulixx
AND LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I DONT TOLERATE FAKE ASS PEOPLE USING MY PICTURES AND PROFILE TO FILL SOME SAD VOID IN YOUR LIFE!TRICKING PEOPLE TO THINKING YOU ARE SOMEONE YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT IS PATHETIC!?
LOL...Ive been YOU TUBED!!
I am: just a girl
I have lived for: 25 years
I want: to make out &cuddle!
I have: no patience for idiots!
I wish: to be somewhere warm..in some booty shorts & flip flops!
I hate: liars, fakers, and bitch ass people that dont know what or who they are talking about!!YEAH YOU KNOW WHO U ARE! stop stalking my page you lil dumb flockers!
I miss: the innocence and simplicity of being young.
I fear: failure and BIRDS...theyre evil!!
I feel: like i could use a shot right about now...
I crave: a cinnabon with extra frosting & milk!
I regret: not making enough time for the people that matter most to me.
I love: being loved!
I am not: STUCK UP! I’m scared of people!
I believe: that you’ll never know what love is until you know what love isn’t.
I dance: in my panties..in front of my mirror in my bedroom with the music on FULL BLAST!
I listen: even when you think I am not..
I cry: when people i care for say harsh & unnecessary things to me.
I can be: the best girlfriend ever..if someone would let me
I do not: GIVE OUT MY NUMBER, AIM,MSN,YAHOO, OR NUDE PICS!!
I fight: to keep my butt in shape
I win: when people let me..cause im a wimp
I lose: a little bit of hope as I get older
I am happy: when someone makes me feel special
I expect: nothing but honesty & respect in return
I think: too much for my own good
I sing: alone in the car.. trust me..i ROCK it out so if you are next to me @ a stop ...please dont laugh!
I..m confused: about the male species
I can be found: in my pj’s in bed in front of my laptop
I will find: a decent guy to make my part time boyfriend one day...haha!

My Interests

Dancing, eating, shopping, flirting, kissing, traveling, learning, growing...

I'd like to meet:

ALREADY MET HIM ;-)FYI: TO THOSE OF YOU MYSPACERS WHO HAVE BEEN LEAVING ME RUDE MESSAGES ABOUT NOT REPLYING BACK.....LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT...IM NOT ON MYSPACE TO "GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER"!!!IM NOT HERE TO "HOLLA BACK AT YOU", BE YOUR BEST FRIEND, FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS, ADD AS MANY FRIENDS AS I CAN COLLECT, SEND YOU NUDE PICTURES/MY UNDERWEAR, GIVE YOU MY AIM/MSN/YAHOO/PHONE NUMBER,!!! I AM NOT A MODEL EITHER NOR HAVE I EVER CLAIMED TO BE!! IF ANYTHING MYSPACE IS MY OWN PERSONAL USE TO KEEP IN CONTACT WITH MY PERSONAL FRIENDS & TO NETWORK WITH PEOPLE CONCERNING PROJECTS & EVENTS I AM INTERESTED IN PARTAKING!HOWEVER I WILL ADD YOU AS A FRIEND AS LONG AS YOU DONT HAVE SOME WACK DISGUSTING PICTURE OF ANY KIND OF PORN/CROTCH SHOTS AS YOUR MAIN PICTURE OR IF I FEEL YOUR PROFILE IS A FAKE!!! I LOVE RECEIVING MESSAGES & COMMENTS AND I ENGOURAGE YOU TO WRITE THEM....SO LONG AS THEY ARE RESPECTFUL....THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO GET A RESPONSE.....I AM A NORMAL BUSY PERSON...MYSPACE IS NOT MY LIFE...SO IT MAY EITHER TAKE A FEW DAYS TO GET BACK TO YOU....BUT JUST KNOW THAT I DO READ ALL MY MESSAGES/COMMENTS AND APPRECIATE YOUR TIME....STOP TAKING THIS MYSPACE SHIT SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!****

Music:

Gwen Stefani 4 In The Morning

UPCOMING EVENTS @ MYTH!!

I LOVE MUSIC...my playlist is INSANE!!! Anything from R&B to Old School Alternative stuff....Currently listening to ALL of Usher&..39;s Remixes...Love the new "If I Aint Got YOu"....with Ms. Alicia Keys..and Usher....Musiq Old & new..."Dont Change" will forever be MY SONG...diggin the new stuff from his "SoulStar" album.....ALSO..listening to REd Hot Chili Peppers "Greatest Hits"......lots of Cranberries, Smashing Pumpkins, Old Skool No Doubt, Nirvana...SOME country i can stand...some makes me wanna scream...Jessica Andrew's "Unbreakable Heart" can still bring tears to my eyes.....I LOVE LAURYN HILL.....her "Miseducation" album is constantly on REPEAT....Shakira's spanish MTV unplugged ALBUM ROCKS!!! although i have no clue what she is saying..her music speaks to my heart.....Ohhhh...and I LOVE ME some Christina Aguilera...because her voice is BEAUTIFUL..."Impossible" is her best single..they NEED to release it!! Listen to alot of D'Angelo, Maxwell, Lenny Kravitz.....Lotsa songs from the CLUBS I really really dig Colplay..Kanye West is pretty HOT right now..he's got Uniqueness to his Style..im definetly feelin that!I like alot of oldies too!Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley...."Turn Your Lights Down Low"...is classic!The Lauryn Hill Remix is way good too!My dad has gotten me into Frank Sinatra lately...haha dont laugh!!The man is a pretty cool cat!Got to show some LOVE to my HOMETOWN man ----------------------PRINCE!!!im sorry....but yall all know about "Purple Rain" *sigh*love him! Im still crazy about Madonna..more of her older stuff though...George Micheal too!And YES!!i have got to confess..but Michael Jackson.....but back in the day when he was still BLACK and FINE!You know like in that "Rock with You" video....haha he was HOT then!and.....NO ONE....can ever top Mr. R.Kelly.....child molester or not..but the MAN CAN SING....he is doin his thing wheter it is at the club or in the bedroom...now yall know you have gotten freaky to one of his songs!hahaha! ok..thats about enough...just had to add a few!

August 30th, 2005

Wdup Baby-BABAYYYY!!!!!! *Sigh* i think i have FINALLY recooperated from my HOT South Beach Miami weekend!!! It was In-F*..$ing-SANE!!!! It is SO incredibly HOT & Humid...but the water was ULTRA blue..and the partying was MADNESS!!! Everything was super convenient..our Beach Comber Hotel happened to be right smack in the middle of everything..the beach was just a block up on Ocean Drive...and all the Clubs and restaurants were all within walking distance....This is BY FAR THE best vacation EVER!!! Me and my FINE *Mamacitas~ Chandy, Choua, Pahoua, Dara, and Nou...invaded SOUTH BEACH!!!***To my BONITAS
NOW...enjoy pics!***CAUTION: If you have SUPER slowww internet...sucks to be YOU..cause ive got like 50 pics to go thru! hahaha

The COOLEST Minnesota beach bunnies you will ever meet.....*watch out for them jelly fishes CHOUA*

Simply..HEAVEN.............beautiful..i miss South beach just looking at these pictures

Night ..1..Thursday August 18th, 2005...Pre-partying at the BEACHCOMBER Hotel...The Minnesota MAMACITAS!!So we got ready super early..and thought of the BRIGHT idea..to down a HUGE bottle of Jagger..before hitting up CROBAR..haha..boy were we tipsy walking our pretty lil feet to the club..only to down like 5 more shots inside..can we sayyyy..ALKIES?

Getting our PARTY ON over @ CROBAR!! The most Rocking CLUB on SOUTHBEACH on thursdays!!!VIP BABY!!yeay-yeah! from the moment we walked in..it was a TAKE OVER..i dont think we ever left the dance floor ALL NIGHT....all of a sudden....Chandy is wildin out on the Gogo BOX..Pahoua's shakin that ass on the side stage..grindin up on the BIG bouncer...Ms. NOuder is gettin her PIMP on with like five guys left to right!!! and dara & Choua are dancin up a storm with random dudes...CRAZINESS...the DJ..gave us hella shout outs..hahaha..how awesome was that..we DEFINETLY represented!! "You guys are from MINNESOTA??noo wayyy..."

You can take the girl outta the GHETTO..but you cant take the GHETTO outta the girl! LMAO...Chandy..keepin it GANGSTA on the dance floor!

Choua gettin her GROOVE on a cute guy with a ripped body...

....and Choua gettin her GROOVE on with scary man in the fishnet shirt...hahaha *what a KODAK* moment...Love

Awww...so MUCH LOVE for the biggest Sout Beach PIMP mama..Nouder...WHORES!!! hahaha i
Night Numero ..2...So we heard Mansion..was SUPER tight..hella upscale..but ppretty as hell!!We *thought* we had VIP wristbands...well..we didnt have to wait in line..but we ended up paying $20 to get it..although we scored some free lighters and stuff..haha..anywho...Mansion..or "Mahn-Seeawne" as we say...haha..was super pretty..its this HUGE...pimped out theater...i mean..just GORGEOUS...but the MUSIC sucked ass...the Dance floor was VIP people only...and shots were like $20 each i swear!!ugh...whatever...we ended up partying with these New York/Jersey boys i think..they were chill..once again..Chandy took over the Gogo Box..nouder was BIG pimpin....we didnt stay too long...we ended up walking over to Amika..which we managed to not wait and NOT pay...but it was all techno..and by that time..Chandy was swaying back and forth..trying to convince us she REALLY wasnt drunk! haha yeah right sista..you got TORE up..musta been that $20 dolla shot! ha..so we called it an early night!

OUR ATL boys...awww the hotel neighbors...what an awesome bunch of southern cuties...they partied with us the majority of the weekend

All the sexy SEXY BeachComber mamis!! Minnesota & New York ladies representin in SOUTH BEACH!! These girls are total sweethearts!! Come to think of it..they were about THE only nice girls in Miami...cause for some odd reason we got HELLA hated on...geez..and were such nice girls too! oh well..anywho...I LOVE LOVE LOOOVVEE a bunch of Hot Women of color...GOD DAYEM!..

Gettin some drinks at the bar @ MANSION...

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Day number 3...That afternoon...Me, Dara, Nou, & Choua were CONTENT on going snorkeling..if we were gonna do ANY water activity..this was THE one!! OMG..it was SOOOO much fun! The water is SOO BLue..and it is SO beautiful!!Besides..getting motion sickness from the rocking boat..and swallowing gallons of super salty water..it was such a cool ass experience..snorkeling is NOT as easy as u think..we thought we were bad asses..and decided not to inflate our lil life jackets at first..mannnn..not even 5 minutes into it..we all come crawling back on board..blowing those bitches up! haha..but after you get the hang of it..its the most incredible thing to swim in the middle of the ocean looking at fishies and coral reefs! Did you know that if you touched coral reefs they will GROW on you??? haha..anyhow..Uncle Keith (the ships captain...actually Captian Hook to us) was hilarious!! he kept calling us his lil mermaids...and Ms. Pimp-MASTA nouder..managed to nab herself a HOT scuba diver...*high five* baby!*wink* after plenty of snorkeling..we sunbathed on the top deck for the rest of the afternoon.....which was a STUPID idea..cause we got HELLA BURNT! i havent got all the pics from snorkeling yet..theyre in a seperate film..but i will post those when i get em!

On Board our nice lil ship full of snorkelers & scuba divers..aww arent we so cute?

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Me & Nouder...snorkeling in the middle of the Ocean with all the pretty fishies..we are SO HOT with those goggles! LOL

Our Scuba buddies from North Miami Beach!!! AWWW you go NOUDER..he's GORgeous...woo-hooooo..

Us with Uncle Keith..aka "Captain Hook"

THAT night......we decided to hit up CROBAR again..since it was SO much fun on the first night..boy were we WRONG! well...this time we got FREE again..(yes!! it rocks to be a bunch of girls!!) and not only that..but the security guy gave us girls VIP wristbands for the upstairs lounge..which we ALSO got for FREE baby!! They were playing techno in the main room...which scked ass...they had these weird...Artsy-techno dancers that were practically having strange sex on stage..haha so we headed to the VIP lounge with our Tampa boys...who met us up that day...and partied to a Hip-hop...we left after a bit...cause Choua was super sick from the combination of Sushi, Salt Water, Sun, & some major binge drinking....Me & Chandy..headed out with the ATL guys over to Opium Garden...where we somehow managed to work the door..and convince handsome German born Dirk....to let us 2 girls and six guys in....for FREEEEE...that was the concept of the weekend..FREE..cause no joke..we were some broke bitches..haha...Opium was SUPER nice...the whole club is a Giant garden..the Dance floor was surrounded by lil white draped Cabannas...we partied with the ATL boys for a bit..until we were both Hot, sweaty, sick and tired..and took a cab back to the HOTEL....

But of course..being the money conservative ladies we are..we ALWAYS pre-party at the Hotel first...

awww ...Ms. HER-nandez (LOL) and Lil Ms. Kim...lookin so sweet...

Striking a quick pose with ATL Brian..before heading out to CROBAR...

The Wild Drag Queen with the HUGE plastic Penis on her dress..LMAO...it was a total SouthBeach moment..i had to snap a pic of Choua Groping it!

Upstairs @ CROBAR with the Tampa Boys!! aww you guys were so awesome all weekend!? what troopers..to kick with 6 silly girls!*mwuahz*

Partying with ATL Brian....@ OPIUM GARDEN!

And..of course..the INFAMOUS..Yuli & Chandy kiss....what is a vacation picture..if we dont sneak in these mini make out sessions!
DAY ..4..Sunday August 21st....awww our last night in SouthBeach....after sleepin in...we grabbed a quick lunch..and met up with the DC guys..trying to get VIP's to NikkiBeach....Ms. HER-nandez..went on a lil date with Hot Scuba guy...and we headed out on our last hoorah to NIKKIBEACH...and let me just tell you...this place is like a DREAM...a club right on the private beach....where you can go dancing inside..and then..go dip in the ocean....i couldnt help but fling off my skirt and run into the water...me and chandy got to splashed around plenty...we partied with alll our boys there that night..the ATL guys..DC homies...and NYC dudes...Dancing up a sweat in the club with Long and Brian...awww..Tien even left the club to go get a cab for Nouder..to come join us....Drinking competition...Minnesota VS. NYC..(WEAKSAUCE!!you guys lost!!)...and skinny dipping on Nikki Beach with Roy and Mattie..poor mattie..we dragged him into his biggest FEAR..dark water! But you overcame it buddy!!Good JOB!!Playing hide n seek...lying on the HUGE outdoor mattresses under the stars of south beach...it was so serene......and THEN...WE GOT JACKED!!!!! Some FREAK took off with my credit card..and MY camera..which had ALL the AWESOME pictures of us on NIKKI BEACH.. ohh that makes me sooooooo angry!!!! He also jacked cash and cards from our boys too..but left all our phones and jewelry alone...what a fool..he must have been a sympathetic thief!!Grrrrr.....so here are the few pics i have of NikkiBEACH..

awwww its Mr & Ms, HER-nandez...haha j/k nouder...you guys are soooo cute..makes me SICK! Bleh!

After a quick dip in the ocean...

Me and Nouder...dippin our feet in the water...

Overall..this trip was soooooo iincredibly fun...i wouldnt trade anything in for our lil experience down in South Beach Miami...and you guys dont even KNOW the other HALF of what went down!! mwuahahaha..but thats between me and my girls...what happens in South Beach..stays in South Beach...believe me...next year is gonna be even CRAZIER!! hope you enjoyed my lil vacay..i know it was long..but hey..u love IT!*mwuahz*

Movies:

Romantic Comedies...are THE absolute GREATEST.."13 goin on 30", "50 first Dates", and "Along Came Polly".... *sigh*......Sci- Fi's are okay..as long as they have Ashton Kutcher..haha "Butterfly Effect" was ~*trippy*~.....Actions ROCK...BAD BOYS 2..always does it for me....Ohhh...."The GODFATHER" trilogy..is ALWAYS classic....love BRANDO..and PACINO...Robert Deniro was quite the hottie back in his day!I LOVE "Brown Sugar".....no not because of Taye Diggs.but the story is oh so sweet..and i WANT THAT.."the buddie and the booty"-------hahaha you'll only get that if you have watched it like 100 times like ME!I just caught "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"....GREAT MOVIE...highly recommended...OHHH...and Step UP...ohhh i could watch Channing dance all DAY....*sigh*

Television:

I WANT MY MTV......FRIENDS...i adore...i watch re-runs and still laugh my ASS off....oohhhhhhhhhhhh but my ULTIMATE addiction...Law & Order SVU... hahaha i know youre gonna laugh at me now....but I cant get enough of that show!Dork..yes yes...i know AGAIN!! GREYS ANATOMY...is the BEST show to hit TV in YEARS! Also love me some CSI, CSI MIAMI...Animal Planet, Food Network, Cold Case Files, E!, Simple Life, Beauty & the Geek....

Books:

I cant ever get through em...i mean NOT THAT I CANT READ!! i love to read..but im not one of those people that can read books forever..im busy..and i hate putting REALLY GOOD books down..i rather sit there straight thru and read it ALL....but i cant..im busy doing a whole lot of nothing..so i stick to quick reads...like...the newspaper----- front to back every single day...COSMO..GLAMOUR.....and YES!!!! even all the celebrity gossip tabloids like US..and INTOUCH...i know..its bad...but I BET YOU DO IT TOO!

Heroes:

One word------- OPRAH...'nough said!

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