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Patrick

I am here for Friends

About Me

If you know me, add me. If you don't, you've got some work to do!www.MakeAWish.org - the Make A Wish Foundation
www.TheChildrensClinic.org/ - The Children's Clinic. Gives better healthcare opportunities to needy children. Great charity, based right here in Long Beach.
www.RedCross.org - American Red Cross
www.BushWatch.com, www.bushslastday.com - George Bush is a stupid rube cunt and so are you if you voted for him. My opinions on his politics and his "presidenting" are pretty complex, but that sentence is the short version.

www.ucla.edu www.FatWallet.com losangeles.craigslist.org www.GettyImages.com www.mininova.org

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


George Carlin - Humor

Walt Disney - Imagination

Kobe Bryant - Resilience

Shakira - Beauty, Intelligence

James Hetfield - Tenacity

Tupac. Because...c'mon. He's freakin' Pac, for god's sake.

Chuck Norris. Because he castrated Smokey the bear--a once ferocious maneater--and turned him into an environmentalist, tree hugging queer.

The one & only baby girl...Aaliyah. Artistry, style, and haunting beauty.

My Blog

How to vote. --Patrick

I know that I've been neglecting Myspace recently, so if anything cool or interesting has been posted that I've missed out on, please forgive me. I made a little extra time to bring you some science...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 10:17:00 GMT

My Mother’s Tears

Bad things happen to the best people. A certain mother I know happens to be the most selfless, balanced, virtuous, altruistic, loving person in the world. Her wisdom has been molded by the bitter and...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:13:00 GMT

BILLIONS

It took billions of years for the Colorado river to carve out the Grand Canyon. It took 5 minutes for me to brighten and resize some photos of it. SUCH AS: RANDOM HILARIO...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:14:00 GMT

Things to think about this summer: Pt. 2

Things to think about this summer - part 2: Movies, movies, movies. A few quick comments: Transformers: Robots In Diguise...in diguise as a shitty summer blockbuster with grotesque inconsistencies fr...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:33:00 GMT

Prayers are working...thank you all!

Until just now I hadn't found the time or the mettle to get on here and show my grace for the overwhelming support that people have shown for our family. This has been an emotionally and physically e...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:31:00 GMT

Things to think about this summer

In no particular order. With no particular structure, agenda, or audience intended. It's near 6AM and homework wasn't dreary enough to put me to sleep, so here I am. -- The lower the health departmen...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 17:53:00 GMT

Carpe Diem

This means seize the day, I understand. It's probably most ideal mantra by which to live your life. Eat, drink, be merry, for tomorrow we die...blah blah blah. What's latin for "I spent an entire day ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:47:00 GMT

TicketAssassin.com

If you ever want or need to challenge a traffic ticket, use www.ticketassassin.com. That stuff works, duke.Challenge the ticket confidently in court and legally (figuratively) shove that radar gun, an...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 19:12:00 GMT

Hot chicks shop at Target

^^That's not just another phrase on a bumper sticker. That sticker be keepin' it real. I'm willing to bet that if someone took the time to break it down into raw numbers, we'd find that other major re...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:44:00 GMT

Movie Theater Etiquette

I thought that it might be just a Long Beach thing for people who are watching a movie to completely disregard the fact that there might be others in the same theater room who paid at least $10 for an...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:30:00 GMT