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Sammy G {RIP Ali Pooh}

They're lace panties....I'm pretty sure I saw crack

About Me

That's me and my baby sister, Cydney....at her graduation. SHE'S GROWING UP SO FAST!!!!AND THERE'S MY 2 SISTERS AND BROTHER AT HIS GRADUATION. ISO A LITTLE BIT OF INFO ABOUT ME...I COME TO Y'ALL OUTTA THE GREAT STATE O' ARKANSAS....WHOOOOOOOOOOOO PIG SOOOOOOIIIIEEEEE!!! : )I'VE BEEN IN DALLAS SINCE MARCH OF '99, WHEN MY USED TO BE PARTY ANIMAL MOM MADE A SPONTANEOUS DECISION TO GET THE EFF OUTTA THAT REDNECK STATE AND BRING ME ALONG WITH HER. THANK GOD!!! I'VE LOVED JUST ABOUT EVERY MINUTE I'VE BEEN HERE IN DALLAS (THERE ARE A FEW MOMENTS I'D LIKE TO REMOVE FROM MEMORY...BUT NOT MANY) AND FOR THE MOST PART I WOULDN'T GO BACK AND CHANGE A THING. I CURRENTLY WORK FULL TIME AT HOOTERS IN THE WEST END(Y'ALL COME SEE ME!!!) I'M GOING TO SCHOOL AT COLLIN COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE (I HATE SCHOOL)AND I'M READY TO BE THE EFF DONE. IN MY SPARE TIME ALL I DO IS GO OUT AND GET DRUNK, WATCH SPORTS, HAVE SEX, AND DREAM ABOUT FAST CARS (BUT WHO DOESN'T DREAM ABOUT FAST CARS), WATCH TV/MOVIES AND PLAY AROUND ON THE INTERNET. I'M ALWAYS UP TO FIND SOMETHING NEW TO DO AROUND DALLAS AND NEW BARS TO VENTURE OUT TO....LOVE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE. SO HIT ME UP!!! : ) IF YA WANNA IM ME, CATCH ME ON AIM AT SamGGarrison1 or YAHOO AT SammyGnDallas.."MEET MY GOOFBALL BODYGUARD....COLE" HE LOVES CANDLELIT DINNERS AND LONG WALKS IN THE PARK...THOSE FEMALES THAT WANT TO HOOK UP WITH HIM HAVE TO BE APPROVED BY ME FIRST. I CAN'T HAVE SOME DUMB RANDOM BIZNATCH TAILING US EVERYWHERE WE GO. HEH....I HEART YOU COLE. LET'S GO GET WASTED. DRINKS ARE ON ME (UNLESS MOMMY WANTS TO PAY TONIGHT...HA!!) : )
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My Interests

I LOVE WATCHING SPORTS, GOING OUT AND GETTING DRUNK (A FEW DRINKS OF CHOICE: JAGER BOMBS, SEX WITH AN ALLIGATOR, WASHINGTON APPLE, AND OF COURSE, MILLER LITE...THOSE OF YOU THAT WANT TO TAKE ME OUT FOR A DRINK, KEEP THOSE IN MIND), SEX (OF COURSE), FAST CARS....OH, AND MEETING HOT GUYS (GOTTA LOVE HOT GUYS....AND THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO FIND ME TOO...WHETHER I'M SITTING AT A STOPLIGHT OR OUT AT A BAR....WHOO HOO!!!) GUESS I'M JUST THAT GOOD. OH...AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT ME...I'M REALLY GOOD AT NOT LETTING EMOTIONS GET INVOLVED IN ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX. IN THE PAST, I'VE ALWAYS JUST GOTTEN HURT WHEN I DID LET EMOTIONS GET INVOLVED SO I HAVE NOW LEARNED TO PUT UP WALLS AND LEAVE THEM THERE. GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT??? EFF YOU TOO. : P
Create a Myspace LED ScrollerOK...I PUT THIS PICTURE B/C I THINK IT IS SO FREAKIN HILARIOUS. LORD KNOWS I MASTURBATE JUST AS MUCH, IF NOT MORE, THAN THE NEXT PERSON. ANYONE GET A GOOD VISUAL OFF THAT?? ; )OK...HIGH FIVES TO THE LOVELY AUDRA AND MR. A&F SHAWN...WE DID A DAMN GOOD JOB OF GETTING COLE WASTED ON HIS BIRTHDAY : ) THAT WAS THE ABSOLUTE WORST I'VE EVER SEEN COLE AFTER DRINKING...IT'S A SHAME I DIDN'T GET PICS OF THE TABLE FULL OF EMPTY SHOT GLASSES. NEXT YEAR, WE'VE GOTTA AIM HIGH. LOVE YOU GUYS!!! OH, AND WEME & AUDRA AT GHOST BARAND THERE'S ME & AUDRA AT FRANKIE'S. I WAS JUST A TAD DRUNK THAT NIGHT. DAMN PEOPLE AND THEY'RE FORCING SHOTS DOWN MY THROAT....I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

I'd like to meet:

OMG...I WOULD ABSOLUTELY DIE IF I COULD MEET MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY. THAT WOULD BE THE END OF MY SEARCH FOR A 10. HE'S A "GOOD OL' BOY" STRAIGHT OUTTA TX...AND TO ME, THAT IS PERFECTION. GOTTA LOVE THE HOT TX BOYS. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM....HE'S SO FREAKIN HOTT. THE PERFECT TX GUY. :)WELCOME TO MY HOTTIES CORNER....FROM NOW ON, ANY PICS I FIND OF HOT GUYS WILL BE POSTED HERE. YES, YOU COULD SAY I'M A SUCKER FOR THE HOTTIES. : )ITHIS IS THE HOTNESS THAT IS CHRISTIAN...MMMMMMM....WANNA EAT HIM WITH AN EFFING SPOON.THIS IS A FRIEND OF MINE OUT IN NYC. HE WAS IN ATLANTIC CITY, WENT TO HOOTERS AND THOUGHT OF ME. SO HE TOOK THIS GOOFY ASS PICTURE. GOTTA LOVE THE CRAZY SCOTSMAN!!! : )

Music:

I MOSTLY LISTEN TO ROCK, BUT I'LL LISTEN TO SOME RAP AND DANCE STUFF (AS LONG AS IT HAS VOCALS THAT I CAN SING ALONG WITH). SOME BANDS I LIKE: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TOOL, CHEVELLE, A PERFECT CIRCLE, FALLOUT BOY, FILTER, GODSMACK, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS (THANKS TO MY SISTERS DOWNLOADING A TON OF THEIR STUFF ON MY COMPUTER), MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, NIN, SLIPKNOT, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, & RED. OH, AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVE SONG TO DANCE TO WHEN I'M DRUNK......"JESSIE'S GIRL" BY RICK SPRINGFIELD....I LOOOOOOOOVE THAT SONG!!!

Movies:

I LOOOOOOOVE REALLY GOOD ACTION MOVIES...FAVORITES INCLUDE Myspace Layouts
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Myspace Layouts THERE ARE OTHERS BUT I'M NOT GOING TO RATTLE OFF THE WHOLE LIST. HORROR MOVIES AND COMEDIES ARE ALWAYS GOOD TOO BUT I CAN NEVER LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS A DAMN GOOD ACTION MOVIE.FISHY FISHY FISHY!!!! HEH...I WAS BEING GOOFY AT OUR COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY AT BAHAMA BREEZE.

Television:

I LOOOOOVE MOST (NOT ALL) OF THE REALITY SHOWS ON MTV, HOUSE M.D., CSI, LAS VEGAS, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, GREY'S ANATOMY (LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!), VERONICA MARS, AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL. I'LL WATCH PRETTY MUCH ANY SPORTS ON TV(MAINLY FOOTBALL, HOCKEY, & UFC BUT I'LL WATCH ANYTHING WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR ALOT OF FIGHTS OR ALOT OF ACTION). OH, AND I LIKE WATCHING POKER ON TV TOO...POKER'S FREAKIN COOL. I DONT PLAY VERY MUCH...BUT WHEN I DO, I KICK SOME ASS. : ) I FREAKIN LOVE TV...I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH MYSELF WHEN I'M AT HOME IF I DIDN'T HAVE TV.

Books:

BOOKS?? WHO THE HECK EVEN READS BOOKS ANYMORE...AS LONG AS I'VE GOT COSMO, INSTYLE, STUFF AND MAXIM (YES STUFF & MAXIM...THEY ARE THE BEST MAGAZINES EVER!!!)...I'M ALLLLLLL GOOOOOOOOD.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netI THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS MY LITTLE CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS CORNER. I LOVE THEIR COMIC STRIPS AND I CAN'T HELP BUT SHARE THEM WITH EVERYONE THAT READS MY PROFILE. : ) ENJOY!!!!

Heroes:

I AM MY OWN HERO. I'VE BEEN THROUGH ALOT OF SHIT OVER THE YEARS AND I STILL MANAGE TO KEEP MY COOL AND BE PROBABLY THE MOST LAID BACK CHICK YOU'LL EVER MEET. ; )OH YEAH...AND THE SUPER DUPER MAGICAL NEGRO IS MY NEW HERO TOO. (SEE FRIENDS LIST FOR HIS PROFILE). HE'S FREAKIN AWESOME...ALWAYS THERE TO SAVE THE DAY. I LOVE YOU SUPER DUPER MAGICAL NEGRO!!! HEH...THAT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY BLACK MAN I'LL EVER SAY I LOVE YOU TO....NOT THAT I'M RACIST OR ANYTHING, JUST NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK MEN.CLICK HERE TO GET A NEW CURSOR!

My Blog

is this kinda odd or what???

so a few weeks ago (the same week i was dealing with the assholes in my other blogs) this guy, we'll call him "T" told me that he and his ex had gotten back together.  Now, this is a guy tha...
Posted by Shorty Krak on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST

I'm too effing nice.......

Have you ever done something super nice and then looked back on it and thought "what in the hell was I thinking"?  I had one of those nights tonight&..i'm just too fucking nice&.that's all there ...
Posted by Shorty Krak on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST

the icing on the cake

So, it's sunday and I had to work. I'm in a good mood because i know i'll get out early enough to go have a drink. I meet up with Crystal and Amber at Logan's around 11:45 and proceed to take jager bo...
Posted by Shorty Krak on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:35:00 PST

yet another asshole this week.....or is it me that's the asshole???

so i had a date last night........with a guy we'll call "R". Super hot and seemed super sweet. he visited me at work a few times before we actually went out (which surprised me because i work all the ...
Posted by Shorty Krak on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST

"Guys like that are ridiculous"

Now....we'll talk about this guy. We'll call him "C". I met C at Hooters in Addison. Nice guy, very attractive, seemed cool. He initiated conversation other than "hooters talk" and gave me his busines...
Posted by Shorty Krak on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

Swingers perhaps???

today, i waited on a couple at hooters, along with their kids.....now this couple was hot. They were both very attractive....looked like your typical, young suburban family getting ready to go to the ...
Posted by Shorty Krak on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:10:00 PST

Every good drunk has had one of these weekends.....

We've all had those nights where you just get completely obliterated and do things that are completely out of the norm.  Well, this past weekend, I had one of those nights.  A friend of mine...
Posted by Shorty Krak on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST