sarah

"Yea, though she walks through the valley of the shadow of death, she shall fear no evil: For it's her motherfucking valley." -matt"Despite her obvious wit and beauty, Sarah is unassumingly dangerous - on roller skates, with shopping carts, etc. Dangerous as in, like, causes people bodily harm-dangerous. Also, we used to listen to Wu Tang Clan's "36 Chambers" sometimes in my car on the way to class (the few times we actually went). One time, she laughed at the Method Man, which honestly made me afraid. You just don't laugh at the Method Man. Unless you're the dangerous type, i.e. Sarah. Did I mention she worked at In-n-Out?" -eric"Sarah, in addition to her many other cute and admirable qualities, seems to think that biting her toe-nails is a veritable pastime on rainy days or, failing that, making, apparently her specialty dish, chicken fajitas." -matt“it's always a good time with sarah around. she's one of the most generous, unselfish people i have ever known. she's also a great chef!” -emily“Sarah likes chickens.” -loren“sarah likes to paper mache old deteriorated vw bugs” -cat"Sarah spits into the wind and it doesn't come back" -matt"Sarah steps on Superman's cape when he tries to leave for another damsel." -matt (I don’t know if I like that one about superman -s)"no, sarah does not want any help in the kitchen so please stop asking. but could you pour her a glass of wine? no, she wants red you asshole. oh crap, the 2001 mercury rising is no longer available? oh well, i think she hoarded some bottles of pinot in her closet, why don't you pull out one of those? isn't it weird the way sarah always wears the same ugly jean skirt to barbeques? but you know now that it's completely out of style it's kind of starting to grow on me. hey, could somebody grab some toothpaste or something? sarah's teeth are turning black. yeah, i think it's cute too, but i think it makes her feel like a wino. i know! she totally is a wino! have you ever seen the tape of her dance recital? she got me really drunk and made me watch it. it's so weird how she's like dancing on the tape, but then i take her to the blank club and she won't dance. jesus, she's confusing. but you know, she's super inspirational? she taught me how to sober up by drinking chardonnay. god, i love that girl." -katie