I am legendary Kansas City Royal George Brett. I won a batting title in 3 different decades and I am in the Hall of Fame. I also batted .390 in 1980 and took my team to the World Series that year and lost to the Phillies. I also have 3,000 hits. Thankfully though, in 1985 my team won the World Series with a little help from Dom Deckinger and help from the Cardinals by completely fucking up in game 7. The state of Kansas worships me because I remind them of a time when one of their sports teams wasn't pathetic. I have tried to disassociate myself from Kansas City but since I spent my whole career here and they named a road after me, I can't. I should be General Manager of the Royals because Allaird Baird has his head up his ass 99.9% of the time. Revive 85!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: George Brett
Birthday: October 26th, 1957
Birthplace: Kansas City
Current Location: Kansas City
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: The 3000 hits came from the right side of the plate
Your Heritage: (sigh) Royal
The Shoes You Wore Today: loafers
Your Weakness: Kauffman Stadium nachos
Your Fears: Running out of skoal and pine tar.
Your Perfect Pizza: Skoal flavored cheese with sausage shaped like pine tar bats
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Cut Skoal chewing to 2 cans a day
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where is my skoal and pine tar?
Your Best Physical Feature: My sparkling smile
Your Bedtime: After Leno
Your Most Missed Memory: Winnng the World Series in 1985
Pepsi or Coke: Tobacco juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: bitch, Tobacco Juice
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, black.
Do you Smoke: I chew instead
Do you Swear: Only when people question my pine tar bat.
Do you Sing: haha no
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: I am
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when watching the Royals
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: If it helps the Royals actually win, then yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, the Trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hell yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No, I chew skoal
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, to buy pine tar and skoal.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes, I dipped them in tobbaco juice.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, World Series reunion weekend
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YES lol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A can of Skoal
Ever been Drunk: Yes, in 1985
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: I just told you, a can of Skoal
How do you want to Die: Car crash on George Brett bridge
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Manger of the Royals so I can rub it in Frank White's face
What country would you most like to Visit: Kauffman Stadium
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: powder blue
Favourite Hair Color: white
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'10''
Weight: 99 lbs
Best Clothing Style: powder blue royals uniform
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 10, 5 Van Morrison and 5 Fats Domino
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 12
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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