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Michael

IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!!

About Me

Well Hmmmm what the hell would ne one want to know about me? Ummm I have one year at kcc (college) finished and im worken on year 2. I hate my job more than just about anything, it pisses me off to the point where people say "it looks like mike (me)is gonna kill someone" If im not at work, Im with my wonderful girlfriend Emily!!I enjoy all types of music and I think I would die with out it. I LOVE my car, its a 2005 pontiac grand prix GTP Comp G... Of course its supercharged :-)! Im into most sports, I played alittle, well alot of football in highschool when I didnt have a job. Well, im tired, its 2am and I dont want to type. So if u want to know somthing about me, just ask!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Jordan Clark
Birthday: July 27 1987
Birthplace: Bradley IL
Current Location: ^^^^
Eye Color: Greenish
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: ehhh? yep
The Shoes You Wore Today: K SWISS
Your Weakness: HAHA you tell me
Your Fears: I FUCKIN HATE SPIDERS
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheesey
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Steady Realtionship?? Is that too much to ask for
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: SHUT THE FUCK UP.... Seriously... its sad
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHY?
Your Best Physical Feature: I couldnt tell ya
Your Bedtime: HAHAH.. Never
Your Most Missed Memory: How can you miss a memory??
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Dont care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea sucks
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Either
Do you Smoke: Nope hate it
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: I tried...once
Do you Shower Daily: yesum
Have you Been in Love: Dunno
Do you want to go to College: Already there.. Not liken it
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: Maybe too much?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda sorta
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em
Do you play an Instrument: Ha no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Maybe
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Sure
Ever been Drunk: HEHE yes
Ever been called a Tease: Not yet..
Ever been Beaten up: Umm no
Ever Shoplifted: sure
How do you want to Die: Naked
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Super man
What country would you most like to Visit: Some place crazy...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Light Brown
Short or Long Hair: Doesnt matter
Height: I like em short
Weight: Not alot
Best Clothing Style: Dosent matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: Alcohol is NOT a drug
Number of CDs I own: 40 kadrillion yes, thats a number now
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NO REGRETS

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh

Music:

Just about anything

Movies:

Anything scary or anything funny. Thats all it takes to make me happy

Television:

FUCK TV I hate it

Books:

WAIT!!! PEOPLE STILL FUCKING READ???

Heroes:

People that can fly

My Blog

ALL OF THE SHIT IVE WROTE!!! Updated OFTEN

Ok so this is a list of all the things ive wrote and posted on mysapce. I dont know how many of you have followed my lastest bulletins but ive gotten alot of comments and messages saying people liked ...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:46:00 PST

Life

Well you know... Sometimes life sucks.. I crashed my motorcycle 3 days after I got it... That sucks I hate my job.. Love the money, hate the job.. That sucks. Im never satisified with myself.... That ...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:18:00 PST

Crashed my motocycle

Well I crashed my motorcycle...Bike is totally fucked..And im hurten like a bitch...Coulda been worse tho   Mike
Posted by Michael on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 09:46:00 PST

New pic of me and Emily. New pic of my MOTORCYCLE!!!!!!!!

New pic up of me and my girlfriend Emily! Also a new pic of my NEW (to me) motorcycle!!! Be jealous hahahah  Tell me what ya think!! Mike
Posted by Michael on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:41:00 PST

An update on my Life ...........

Well I know it may seem like I havent been around much and I realize it.I recently started my new job as a car salesmen at Brown and Brown Chevy and Hyundai. I work at the very minimum 45 hours p...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:34:00 PST

New pics!!!! OMG MY SHIRTS OFFF!!!!!! HAHAH finally

Well no one ever ever sees me with my shirt off. But I built up my confindence and said ehh what tha fuck!  So there ya go! Tell me what u think
Posted by Michael on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:32:00 PST

LIKE OMG Yep, more pics of tha ride!! Comment or ill kill you...Maybe

Biatches aint got shit on me
Posted by Michael on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:19:00 PST

ANOTHER NEW PIC!!!! TOTAL HOTNESS!! YOU MIGHT START ON FIRE!!!!

YES PEOPLE MORE NEW PICS!!! FUCKIN HOTNESS!! YOU NEEEEEED To SEE THEM AND COMMENT
Posted by Michael on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:18:00 PST

NEW PICS!!! MY TRUCK ROLLIN DUBS!!!

Check the new pics of my truck rollin on its new DUBS and leave a comment!   Michael
Posted by Michael on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:19:00 PST

NEW SEXY FUCKIN PIC hehehe

Check the new pic bitches
Posted by Michael on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:45:00 PST