I gots 52 years in da bigs. I was a crummy player, and and a pretty crummy manager too, but I make a fantastic Cronie! My career .235 batting average, and sub .700 OPS wasn't to blame for my barely over .500 Managerial record. I won many World Series' with my buddy Joe Torre.I also love throwin' down with hot headed dominicans.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Don Zimmer but people call me Zim for short
Birthday: A long time ago
Birthplace: A galaxy far, far away
Current Location: Tampa Florida
Eye Color: My eyes have lost their coloration over time
Hair Color: I HAVE NO HAIR
Height: 5'8", average height for an angry troll
Right Handed or Left Handed: Who cares? A .235 batting average is terrible regardless of whether you do it left or right handed
Your Heritage: Fat, white, bald
The Shoes You Wore Today: My diabetes shoes
Your Weakness: Fighting dominicans
Your Fears: Dominicans raping me in my sleep
Your Perfect Pizza: I have no teeth, I can't eat Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Every day I live from here on out is an accomplishment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "When the fuck are you gonna die Zim" lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy Shit! I'm still alive
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair, or abs
Your Bedtime: 4:00 PM
Your Most Missed Memory: Bein' in da bigs! Oh wait, I STILL AM.
Pepsi or Coke: I have no taste buds, its all the same shit to zim
MacDonalds or Burger King: I have no taste buds, its all the same shit to zim
Single or Group Dates: Zim prefers gang bangs
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Joe has me hooked on green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: I have no taste buds, its all the same shit to zim
Cappuccino or Coffee: I have no taste buds, its all the same shit to zim
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Only when hot headed latinos charge me
Do you Sing: About as well as I hit in my career
Do you Shower Daily: The people at the nursing home sponge bathe me twice a week
Have you Been in Love: Im in love with baseball
Do you want to go to College: 52 in da bigs!
Do you want to get Married: FIFTAY TWO YEAAAHS!!!!
Do you belive in yourself: Sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: Moving is hard
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, they're pretty cool people
Do you like Thunderstorms: They frighten me
Do you play an Instrument: I play the keytar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I brush my gums with bourbon
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, I smoked a big stogie two minutes ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, several
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, I had to get some depends
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I dumped mad bitches
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: FOTAY FIVE CAREEAH STOLEN BASES, YA DIG!?
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Many times
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, by Pedro...lol
Ever Shoplifted: I invented shoplifting
How do you want to Die: Hopefully soon
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: I've been everywhere there is to be
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: None
Favourite Hair Color: Bald
Short or Long Hair: Bald
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 308 lbs
Best Clothing Style: Baseball uniform
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5,608
Number of CDs I own: 602
Number of Piercings: 14
Number of Tattoos: 94
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Pickin' fights with dominicans
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