I'd like to meet:

name: kourtnee. aka. "no no bad kourt"
city: palm coast
state: florida
status: living it up
loves: my boo. tattoos. my puppies. being loud as hell. sushi nom nom. all my bbs. shaking my ass to some random tune, like journey. shopping [lil too much if you ask some people]. chasing fireflies. doing random stunts for no apparent reason except to laugh. beach beach beach. playing guitar. surfing. running on the sand. dancing in the rain. music. riding my enduro [kmr bitches]. headbutting strangers. roadtrips. clapping at armadillos in the middle of the highway. trying to pet wild animals. pole dancing with midgets. your fucking mom, maaaang.
hates: abusers. grossness. mayo. to-ma-toes. being far from my bbs. annoying people. fat girls in mini skirts. folks who don't care for their kids. when it storms on the beach while i am surfing. sharks that won't leave me alone when im in the water. jellyfish! yuck yuck.

myspace is like rehab, without the jello.

yeah... we all know my name. epic. i have the greatest life.. and i can't wait for what's next... everyday is a new episode in my simple life. i go to school full time; graduating soon. law school is right around the corner. i have the most amazing job: ER. we are like one big family that saves lives and sees gross dead stuff. i like to make fun of people and do the YES dance with just-in-pink, spend all my time with amy-kins, and have just way too many laughs with the MLD. but i never forget my roots; Las Vegas . I think of my bbs out there and i miss them terribly: my seesteer aubrey. tati. caroline. jessness. travass. the whole bullring. the whole CRAH crew. my rebel sisters. i just spend my days with the ones i love and just remember 3 things:
1. life is too short to not try it once
2. keep laughing cause when you cry it makes your mascara smear
3. dont forget to zip up your fly, cause clamydia is just nasty.

NOM NOM! Random Poetry Moment NOM NOM!

Site of the blood makes me wicked,
Takes me to another place.
Falling in love can't be controlled,
but I know that it's bound to change.
All of my life and all of the time, the chemicals are a friend of me
Can't be controlled, and search in result
the monster's got the best of me.
And I will choke, and stab, and separate the feelings from me.
Until they're all gone like none of them ever belonged.
As I continue to change in search of the things that I really wanna be.
Although the journey's long, I keep repeating this song.

It's not a fear.
The monster is alive and in me.
But I pray.
I pray to the lord every night i go to sleep.
It's not a fear.
And if I should die before I awake.
But I pray.
I pray to the lord my soul be afraid.

Coming up:

03/03/09: back in states and causing ruckus
03/05/09: big ol two-three baby! get shitty! ahahaha
03/06-03/08: harvest of hope, st. augustine. COME OUT AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE! harvestofhope.net
03/12/09: Univ of Washington: School of Law
04/11/09: Michigan State:School of Law
04/14/09: Boston University: School of Law
04/16/09: Pepperdine Law
05/17/09: Univ of Melbourne AUSTRALIA BABY
05/29/09: Graduation at Mt. Hermans for my students!
05/2009: American Short Stories w/ Prof Gabbard
08/2009: FINAL SEMESTER BEGINS

Schedule:

Poets/Poetry: Prof Beechy
Alice Walker: Prof Leverette
Monsters/Robots/Cyborgs: Prof deVillers

REPRESENT

If you think your life is tough; spend 1 hour with my students: the ones with cognitive impairments so severe that they can't speak. they can't walk. they can't fend for themselves. but they depend on YOU to make a difference in their life... but by all means. continue to think your life is hard...you don't even know.