My name is Dan. No im not related to Steve Harvey even though we look identical. Not related to Capt. Harvey either although i do have a little Capt. Morgans in my blood. that goofy ass photo is the best pic i had on my computer. i dont smoke, but i dont mind if you do. i dont vote. when the coke/pepsi people approached me i politely abstained. i believe that rules were made to be broken. i play with matches. i eat cookies in bed, bed bugs be damned. when i use the scissors i make it a point to run to the drawer to put them back. one time i fed the bears while walking on the grass. one time i was thrown out of 711 because i took my shirt and shoes off just to spite them. so i guess im a natural born rebel too. yea down with the man. i tell people i recycle but i really dont. what? i dont recycle? of course i do who told you that. if you cuss at me i'll cuss right back and then i'll tell on you and then say take that bitch. im a big orioles, ravens, and terps fan so i feel it is my obligation to tell them how much they suck. im tall and skinny and have no ass. i've broken my nose twice but never broken another bone. i've been to wyoming but never been to florida. i'll chill with anybody so hit me up.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dan
Birthday: 9/7/85
Birthplace: Gbmc
Current Location: reisterstown
Eye Color: blue i think i cant see my eyes
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: a lotta boring white people
The Shoes You Wore Today: new balance
Your Weakness: i dont know the alphabet
Your Fears: being forgotten
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of pineapples
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: move the hell out
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: chillin
Thoughts First Waking Up: who the fuck is that?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes for sure
Your Bedtime: after conan is over
Your Most Missed Memory: my grandma's place in the city
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: dont really care as long as its fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ewww
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: ummm coke?
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: like a fox
Do you Sing: in the car yes
Do you Shower Daily: daily? people do that everyday???
Have you Been in Love: once i think
Do you want to go to College: in college and no
Do you want to get Married: yea def
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: like a fox
Are you a Health Freak: ha
Do you get along with your Parents: when they arent bitchin at me
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: tums?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i dont really steal things
Ever been Drunk: ha are they serious with this question?? of course
Ever been called a Tease: yea right
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: what did i just say?
How do you want to Die: o no im not dying
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something different than i am now
What country would you most like to Visit: australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever color is looking back at me
Favourite Hair Color: brunettes are the best
Short or Long Hair: long duh, short haired chicks are gross
Height: shorter than me but not so i gotta break my back
Weight: again dont wanna break my back
Best Clothing Style: whatever is comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: theyre all for medicinal purposes
Number of CDs I own: like 150 i burn everything else
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: this fucking survey for one this is bullshit get the fuck out of my face lady!
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