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Kristi

Famous people walk on red carpets cause they're rich, I walk on toilet paper cause i'm the shit! -Bi

About Me

God. Hudson, Hudson, oh and did I mention Hudson?,I am a "what if" person.I can most likely figure you out within 5 minutes of having a conversation with you. intellectual conversations about absolute BS are great!I have Loved... Lost... and Learned. The three things that every soul should feel. Steamboat Springs... a love of mine, I am the queen of randomness. I have ADHD. I think money is evil but I love it,I don't drink and I don't smoke, I love SCUBA!!!!, BVI, USVI, Any land surrounded completely by water, travel,travel,travel,I save animals,I care about people but I don't care what they think about me as long as it is positive.I love being in love but I don't want to date,Go Navy! I can burp with the best of em,I am addicted to sushi,I don't like sweets, I save the planet,I love my TEETH ,I hate liars and cheats!!! I thought jackalopes were real until 3 years ago, I collect wine glasses,Who me? Spoiled?... Nah,I love grassy fields of nothing,( That is where God is to me), I am an artist,my biggest fear is cockroaches AKA natural born killers. I like to hibernate, My dogs are my buddas, I am here to make my mark,I don't ever want to be FAT, my favorite color is avacado green, venture capitalist,I have ZERO tolerance for stupidity because it wastes my time, I sleep with my baby blanket for security,I refuse to ever work behind a desk or in a cubicle for that matter, the thought of Marriage scares the ever living crap out of me.I LOVE the camara, funny is GOOD, Island bound baby!,my favorite words in the English language are "PERPENDICULAR and SCHLACK",I will cry if a sad commercial comes on. I don't ever want to be famous, my HOME is messy enough to be happy and clean enough to be healthy.FRIENDSHIP IS WHEN PEOPLE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU BUT LIKE YOU ANYWAY. The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last...May I get into heaven 30 minutes before the devil finds out I'm dead. I YAM WHAT I YAM.POPEYE
Cool SlideshowsAin't she a lady? ..

My Interests


Maybe you, World travel,The Maldives Islands!!!,Painting, taking naps, designing, Claude says "Are you for SCUBA?" Spooning with my dogs, island hopping,Jackrabbits,First class, defining the universe,Movies, Being different, Being real,intelligence, deer, dove,.. CHECK OUT MY NEW RIDE!!! I LOVE HER!duck , quail, turkey,johnny rzeznik in my sheets,Craps! I love craps!!!, painting, meeting excentric people, Jive talk and Jive walk,wineglasses, making my mark,SPCA, HSNT, Live Aid,YP4W,CCA, and damnit.... support our troops!!!

I'd like to meet:

ME WHEN I WAS 17....and my future husband who will be one lucky son of a gun. ..

Music:

THE BEATLES!!!, Me In the Shower, Vega4 ,Augustana, Holy Moly, Ben Kweller!, Mickey Avalon, Oasis,Buchanan,Rusted Root, Radiohead, Death Cab For Cutie, Enon,Johnny Cash, Centro-Matic,Hot Hot Heat, PM Dawn,A Hummin Acoustic Acupuncture, uuuuh, Phunk Junkees,Coma Rally,Jet, Lola Ray,Reckless kelly,Duran Duran, Colin Herring,Amanda Ghost,Radiant, Faktion, Calhoun, Cutting Crew, Shakira,When in Rome,Easy E,Modern English uuuuh, The Shins, Mermaid Purse, Pat Green,Keane, Doosu, Sinead Lohan,Spoonfed Tribe,uuuuh, Pink Floyd, The Killers, The Fixx, Herbert Wiser Band, Jibe,Augustana, Gorillaz, the Flaming Lips, Grandaddy, Willy Nelson, Delerium,Johnny Cash, Ice Cube, Canned Heat, Chaotic, Conway Twitty, Badly Drawn Boy, uuuuh,Cross Canadian Ragweed, Sex Pistols, Rufus Weinwright, uuuuuh, Goo Goo Dolls, Baboon,uuuuh, Lauren Fine, John Price,Postal Service, Train, Burden Brothers, uuuuh,Erasure, The Smiths, Exit 380, anything from the 80's, Merle Haggard, & uuuuh, Flickerstick,Trippin Daisy, The Ramones, Incubus, Morrissey, Jason Mraz, & uuuuh, The Clash, Bob Marley,Andrea Boccelli, Lenny Kravitz, Journey, Pixies, uuuuh,Embassy. I would like to get together with all of my musically inclined associates and uuuuh friends and whos and whats and make music.....silly music, serious music barking mad music...MUSIC IS LIFE ..

Movies:

I HAVE EVERY EFFIN MOVIE ON THIS PLANET.anything independent and documented. I dig. ..Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Edward Scissorhands, Three Amigos,Along Came Polly, The Golden Child, Garden State, Waitress, Juno, The Hurricane,THE LIST GOES ON AND ON..........

Television:

I watch news. Stock watch.I really don't watch alot of TV. I'd rather be outside.I really look forward to my Netflix movies that come in though.Other than that I would rather be snuggling or doing something a little more constructive.

Books:

The Road by Cormac McCarthy The Ice Man by Phillip Carlo Same Kind of Different as Me I love non fictions. The Griffin and Sabine Trilogy by Nick Bantockthumbs up thanks BRAD!

Heroes:

myself. I found I can only save me.

My Blog

I'm over the bar scene yo.

Well if any of you have been wondering where I have dissapeared to it might be because I am all grown up now. My bed calls to me at 10 pm. My work calls to me at 7am. I'm madly in love with a man and ...
Posted by Kristi on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:36:00 PST

Check out this shark!!

SHARK!!!!!! Chip Wagner caught a BIG ol' SHARK!!! Check out the website for the video of JAWS.....http://cbs2.com/local/local_story_232025010.html Texas Friends Hook Shark Off Santa Monica...
Posted by Kristi on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:37:00 PST

children's books that never made it

  Little "Golden Books" That Never Made it:   1. YOU ARE DIFFERENT AND THAT IS BAD2. THE BOY WHO DIED FROM EATING ALL HIS VEGETABLES3. DAD'S NEW WIFE ROBERT4.FUN FOUR-LETTER WORDS TO KNOW AN...
Posted by Kristi on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:37:00 PST

TYPICAL

THIS IS FORT WORTH'S TYPICAL CROWD:GET OUTSIDE OF THE BOX NERDS!!!!!!"Its only a matter of time before all bars here are the same way, flooded w/ douchebags in khaki shorts and flip flops, m...
Posted by Kristi on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:28:00 PST

My Motto

  The busy life we lead today it is often very taxing, And much concerned , our doctors say We have to start relaxing. So, if I seem to loaf a lot, don't look with apprehension. I may seem late a...
Posted by Kristi on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:57:00 PST

ode to public restrooms

You know how you go into a public restroom and the integrity of every stall has been compromised so you have to pick the least disgusting one?That is how I feel about dating.
Posted by Kristi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST