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About Me

I have adult A.D.D. In high school I was voted most fun to be around! When I buy something new I will wear it everyday until I hate it.I like to: Snowboard, Make fun of retards, Drink Soy Milk (Vanilla silk... none of that vitasoy crap)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a stranger that talks to me for about five minutes, and then looks me in the eye and says "lets get out of here." I think at first that they mean, this bar, or whatever, but we get in a car and drive someplace I've never been, that's kind of cold like Washington or Montana or some shit, and we get a really shitty apartment together and work at some brewery, and get stuck there for about ten years and fall in love and get a dog together. Then when he breaks my heart, I'll move back to San Francisco and try to find everyone that I was friends with when I lived here, and they'll be all "where the fuck have you been for the last ten years?" And I'll be all like, "you know."