palmercash.com, maddox, banana republic, google/gmail, music, guitars, explosions, vodak, movies, videogames, steel reserve, solitaire, special effects make-up, cartoons, resident evil series, my razr, watches, hold-em, pizza, totally professional. shoes.
I'd like to meet:
the president...when i am the president.
Music:
Toadies, The Pixies, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Local H, Temple of a Dog, Oleander, early Third Eye Blind, Alice in Chains, Weezer, Velvet Revolver, Silverchair, The Dissociatives, Queen, Jimmy Eat World, The Doors, The Meat Puppets, our lady peace, superdrag, powderfinger (lots more but nothing post 2000 except dissociatives.)
Movies:
...Strange Wilderness, Chronicles of Narnia, Prince Caspian, Iron Man, super troopers, syriana, man on the moon, cable guy, Chumbscrubber, Thumbsucker, Lost Reality 1/2, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Orgazmo, WHAS, Cannibal the Musical!, Labrynth, Dead Alive, Bad Taste, Lord of The Rings, Star Wars, How The West Was Won(zep), From Faraway Stables(sil), Oceans 11/12(and probably 13), Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers, Sin City, The Incredibles, Toy Story, Almost Famous, American Beauty, Bill and Ted(both), Batman(1989), Batman Returns, Rumble in The Bronx, Ghostbusters, Alien, Terminator 2:Judgement Day, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Baseketball, Resident Evil, south park the movie, the princess bride....
Television:
batman the animated series, x-men the animated series, spiderman the animated series, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Smallville, deadwood, nip/tuck, Desperate Housewives, Arrested Development, Tales From the Crypt, Ren and Stimpy, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python Flying Circus, premium blend, Heroes, House, Law & Order
Books:
The Collective Works Of Thomas Paine, The Game: Penetrating The Secret Society of Pick-up Artists, The Alphabet of Manliness, The Princess Bride, New Rules by Bill Maher, Writing: Grammar, Usage, and Style..., all the Mel Bay guitar books, High Impact: Resumes and Letters, and last but not least Hot to Prepare for the SAT.
Heroes:
Besides that crap below about me being a superhero, myhero is my maternal grandfather. He was a signaleer/ infantryman in double-u double-u duece. During the battle of the bulge the army became short drastically of infantyman, and because my grandfather had such a vast knowledge of domestic and foreign weapons he was retrained in a few days as an infantryman from a signaleer and was sent out to fight in the battle. During the battle he recieved the purple heart for taking shrapnel in his leg from falling mortar rounds.
Even today he still fights on. I went to see him the other day and talked with him. He turns 90 in august and I asked him what hes been up to. And, yes, he still hunts helpless animals. But unlike brutal hunters, he hunts only with his bare hands and chokes the shit out of those deer until they pass out and then he uses his teeth to cut open and gut the deer and hang them from a nearby tree to allow them to drain.Only half of that story of my grandfather is true, you figure it out.
The Superhero in You by kdx200pyro
Name:
Your Strength: you are intelligent and cunning...you outsmart your enemies every time
Your Weakness: you are too smart for your own good.
Are you idolized?: oh yes...by everyone. Little kids and old people alike.
The name of your alter-ego: Aaron
Retire on: April 23, 2035
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