My name is Chris, you already know that. I live in Hamilton!, Ohio, which was tastefully constructed from concrete and goose crap. I'm the father to a wonderful little boy, a musician to no one in particular, and a unix system engineer for Lexis-Nexis.
The exclamation point is not a typo. I really live in Hamilton!, Ohio. I'm not just excited about it.
I'm kinda re-doing my profile here, because it hasn't changed since I created my account. Blah. There's only so much you can do with it. I'd tell you to check back, but I'm really not all that interesting.